It's one of those sad stories that can't help also being extremely funny. http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/ I'm sure we've all done it. But hopefully without such tragic consequences.
I thought it was real. http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/85/9/ (I might start using this site for my English conversation classes. See how long it takes for the group to figure out the articles are a joke!)
If you are going to drink Guinness with curry you either a. Have no appreciation for Guinness. b. Have no appreciation for curry. c. Have no appreciation for either. Lose 30 man points. Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go.