Is this the worst...

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  1. Judderman

    Judderman 'Ello darlin'

    ...thing to say to some one when splitting up with them?

    "Take care of yourself" they say in a forced visage of sincerity...

    "...have to now won't I, you (insert appropriate insult)!!" you think....

    Any others??
     
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  2. budogirl

    budogirl Armed and fabulous!

    Eeeek.
    Most words/ phrases sound insincere when people try to be "adult" and "mature" when they break up.
    Personally, I prefer swearing full on Tourettes style.
    As it seems you do too before Yoda came and washed your post out with soap!
     
  3. teacher

    teacher Valued Member

    " I didn't know it was contagious." Must be near the top of the list of things you dont want to hear. :D
     
  4. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    "welcome to dumpsville baby, population...YOU!"

    Homer
     
  5. blackbelt_judoj

    blackbelt_judoj New Member

    How about...

    ...stay in touch Okay! (yer right)

    ...anyway, what's your sisters mobile number? (he he)

    ...er...about that rash....!

    ...I'm doing this for you.

    ...how about one last quicky for old times sake? He? wink wink
     
  6. Stan O'Kella

    Stan O'Kella Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

    The most insincere one in the world "Its not you its me."

    The most disturbing "my sister is better in bed than you"

    Personally the worst for me, used when my fiancee ended it, "its all happened too fast, sorry" only for her to marry someone else 10 months later!
     
  7. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned Banned

    You didn't know I'm HIV positive?

    PL

    EDIT: DIE!! YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!!!!!

    or

    I hope you get raped! Twice!
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2004
  8. Zamfoo

    Zamfoo Valued Member

    I'm gay/lesbian (when you know they aren't, i.e. girl goes on to date another guy)
    that one seems pretty bad
     
  9. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    I think my favorites used on me might be, um....

    "You know its for the best."

    "We can be friends tho, right?"

    "It just wasn't meant to be."

    And I'm sure there were dozens of others :cry:
     
  10. oldshadow

    oldshadow Valued Member

    (She) “I love you but, I’m not in love with you”
    (He) :confused: :bang:
     
  11. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    "It's not you, it's me."

    Guaranteed to make them think it was them! ;)
     
  12. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    worst ones I've ever had used on me;
    "Just keep the hell away from me, OK? I only slept with you because you happened to be at the party."(The most recent. Thanks a bunch, Ruth)
    Not speaking to me at all(Never go out with somebody less mature than you are- especially if you happen to be me.)
    Suddenly dissapearing from my life for 6 WHOLE FRIGGIN YEARS, EMILY.
    Calling me a deeply juvenile *bad word* behind my back, then not picking up the phone(It pleases me to say I haven't remembered her name.)
    "Why don't you find some other sex toy?"(And I appreciate this wasn't entirely your fault, if you're reading, Carry:()
     
    Last edited: Sep 22, 2004
  13. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....


    OMG!!!!!!! :eek: How did I forget that one! Isn't that the first one girls learn in how to be a, uhm, not nice person school?
     
  14. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    How about this one:

    "You deserve somebody younger"

    Arrrggghhhhh! Did I ever complain about your age?
     
  15. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Thinking about it, I probably deserved this one;
    "Just keep the hell away from me, OK? I only slept with you because you happened to be at the party."(The most recent. Thanks a bunch, Ruth)
    For this one;
    "Why don't you find some other sex toy?"
     

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