Is this the highest graded man in the world?

...as long as you dont insult or demean gays, johnny foreigner, the english, goths, women, differently abled, chavs, neds, the welsh, residents of the emerald isle, americans, illegal immigrants, gypsies and other assorted riffraff, lesbians, the bewildered, british rail staff, muslims, terrorists, muggers, traffic wardens and my boss (well to be honest I do insult this one all the time)!

 

Babes of the day. number 14.
twins!!!!!!!!! i'm moving to kentucky.

 

just look out for the little albino boy playing the banjo

 

Listen to the man, he knows what he's talking about

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Squeal hog!

The Bear.

 

That was in Georgia not here in KY. Those pretty little girls that have daddy's with shotguns you might watch out here for.

 

Only in America

 

What puzzles me is the people who call themselves grandmaster. I am a GRANDMASTER!!!!! I have issues enough with master but the ego required to elevate with a grand. I am just waiting for the first great grandmaster to appear.

The Bear.

 

can i be grandmeister on sunday?

 

There's a dude in China who's been training 50+ years who is called a Great Grandmaster, think he has a Grandmastership in 3 different styles or some such, they interviewed him in one of the Kung Fu magazines

 

As long as you call me sir stabalot.

The Bear.

 

Shameless.

The Bear.

 

Does a Great Grandmaster outrank a Supreme Grandmaster? Before you think I'm just making up that rank look into a certain well-known instructor of a Korean martial art. Because his title is exactly that. Supreme Grandmaster. What color of belt does that get?

 

My guess - any colour he bloody well likes

 

What happens when you run out of colors? Rainbow-colored belts?

How many colors are there in the first place? All I have seen is white, yellow, blue, green, brown, red and black. Does'nt those Kenpo guys have others like purple or something?

Seriously thought a Supreme Grandmaster is a bit much.

By the way my new title is Great Hunter Master Windtalker. King of the Deer Slayers and Monarch of the Woods. Still waiting on a cool belt.

 

Shiny pink or rainbow

 

No the belt would have to be white to show you have the true beginners mind.

The Bear.

 

Fake credentials aside, this is what irritates me.

 

SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just bought myself a 600th dan in Sa Weet Ki Cka Ssdo

 

thanks for the help