If you could choose how you die

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  1. bum-eyes

    bum-eyes Sorry about your dog.

    If you got to choose the manner of your death, what would it be?
    Don't worry about how silly and improbable it would be -- anything goes.

    I would either plummet from a very high place and see if I could kamakaze into a target :D or fall in a heated swordfight against multiple opponents(but still take all of them with me :woo: ).
    When it's time for me to go, I might as well have a little fun in the process.
     
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2005
  2. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    In a Blaze of Glory ....

    What better way, than have your name remembered throughout history for your ferocity, dedication and determination ....

    all the better if your on for good not evil :D
     
  3. beef

    beef New Member

    Death by chocolate :D Or Death from a non-stop orgy lol :eek:

    I think the first one is unfortunately more likely...
     
  4. Ikken Hisatsu

    Ikken Hisatsu New Member

    find a 10 storey high building on a fairly busy area of town in a major city. take the following items to the roof at around 12/lunch hour when the street has the most foot traffic:

    8 storey long length of rope
    7 storey long length of piano wire
    a few tubes of superglue

    at the roof top, make a noose out of the piano wire, and tie one end around your neck, and the other end to the supports the window cleaners little platform uses to suspend from. take the rope, and tie one end around your ankles and the other to the same point as the piano wire.

    pour a whole assload of superglue into your left hand, and firmly plant it on the side of your head, wait around 3minutes to make sure it completely drys, and that your head is firmly secured to your hand, this step is important.

    the next bit is to quickly jump over the side of the building to your self-inflicted doom, however, at the third floor up, the noose is going to tighten and sever your head from your body, at the second floor the rope should stop you firm, leaving you hanging. hopefully the superglue held its grip, and you should be holding your own head in your left hand. for bonus points, try and smile before you die, and hopefully your face should be grinning with an eery joy.


    yeah.
     
  5. bum-eyes

    bum-eyes Sorry about your dog.

    Ikken, you are a genius. Twisted, but genius nonetheless.
     
  6. jroe52

    jroe52 Valued Member

    viagra overdose.
     
  7. medi

    medi Sadly Passed Away - RIP

    oh my god ikken
     
  8. beef

    beef New Member

    LMAO - Ikken you're a sick monkey! You've obviously been thinking about this way too much! lol
     
  9. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    Death by screaming BJ, preferrably at the age of 100. :D
     
  10. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    "On the job".
     
  11. Ikken - you're planning well. If you need any of the items, let me know as I'm willing to help. ;)
     
  12. jroe52

    jroe52 Valued Member

    i always wanted to do sapuku? (hari kari) on the beach of lake michigan by my house. would be kinda cool way to go plus dramatic.

    i'll do that if like i get kicked out of school, my gf cheats on me with a dog and gets knocked up.
     
  13. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Explain please....



    And for everyone else ... are you all obsessed with dying during sex??
     
  14. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

  15. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    I'd die in the year 2080, crashing my private jet into a mountain after losing control while making love to my 8th wife.

    Doesn't sound a bad way to go?

    :D
     
  16. Ikken Hisatsu

    Ikken Hisatsu New Member


    can I get an EEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOO
     
  17. RR1

    RR1 Man Who Would Be Pharoh

    While eating an orange.
     
  18. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    I want to be struck down so that I can become more powerful than I could possibly imagine :D :D
     
  19. Hobbitlauncher

    Hobbitlauncher Chronic Complaint Dept.

    As you wish spooky.

    the circle is now complete, before i was but the learner, now -I- am the master!

    Id have to go with ikken, or die in my sleep (hey, imma realist), preferably after having had a happy life
     
  20. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    Good point, maybe very soon after it then. In the middle would be a bit of an anticlimax. ;)
     

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