A millionaire Martial Arts master had a party every year for his new Black Belts. Each year he would gather the new Black Belts around his huge swimming pool and issue a challenge to them: "This pool is filled with man-eating sharks. Anyone brave enough to jump in and swim all the way across can have one of three things: My lovely daughter in marrage, half of my liquid cash or all of my oil wells." Just then he heard a loud splash and turned to see a young Black Belt swimming frantically across the pool, climbing out the other side with his clothing in shreds. Amazing," the master exclaimed, "You're the first one to ever try it. Do you want my daughter's hand in marriage?" "NO" replied the student "Half of my liquid cash?" "NO" he replied. "Ahh, then all my oil wells." "NO" replied the student. "Then what DO you want?" the master asked. The young Black Belt replied "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"