How can you guys be Ninjas?

Isn't the first rule of being a ninja not to talk about being a ninja. If so how can you call yourself a ninja.

 

And the fact that in order to be a Ninja you have to be Japanese..


I'd LOVE to learn how to be stealthy, though.

 

Come on are you guys kidding with this post.
I am going to tell you the same thing some of the others will tell you. Stop watching the movies and go to a bujinkan or x-can school and find your answers there.

 

I dunno what YOURE talkin about, but I'm a freaking ninja. I carry my sword on my back everywhere I go, and then, when I'm done raping geisha girls, I usually climb castle walls and assassinate Shoguns when I'm bored.

Duh.

 

I'm faster than a speeding bullet and can leap tall buildings in a single bound, oh wait, that's Superman.

 

I am not a ninja but I am a Samarui, Ninja's sworn enemy.

 

I'm not a ninja... but my Mom thinks I'm cool.

 

bit confused?

I think you are thinking of Fight Club. Oh yeah, if this is your first time, you must fight.

 

I'm Kung Fu-Ninja-Pirate.

I am UBER.

 

er who said we seriously call ourselves Ninja

:bang: :bang:












I mean everyone knows I'm a Jedi

 

I refer you to the answer I gave Saru on another forum yesterday to a post about the meaning of the word Bujinkan. I urge you to find that and then come back and ask if I am a ninja.

 

Yeah but they would need to be Ninja to find that!



and a bit worship would not go amiss...

 

He is, or so he says, its Kagekaze off Bullshido or xplasma as we know him, come on James, give it up!!

 

i am pirate. enemy of all ninja scum!

 

A pirate who's a Kill Bill fan from the looks of it ?

 

Are you??? Time for you to look out for them heat seeking shuriken

 

arrrrr. the fsm will get you.

 

And I will send hoardes of my Army ninja ants to ruin your beach party.

[maniac laughter starts]
Ahahahaha Us ninjas are so cool, butchers keep slabs of meat in us.
[laughter continues Ad infinitum]

 

He's not a ninja, he's a very naughty boy







Sorry had to fit that one in

 

So is the original poster of this thread