Hope this isn't a dumb question. It is a strange one though.

I live in an apartment complex and there is some weird stuff going on the floor above me.

I was just wondering. I hate to sound like the salem witch trials accusing people of being witches, but................

I mean it is real noisy up there at odd times of the night. Even on work nights and this is frequently. I can hear them talking, laughing, etc etc.

Sometimes they sound petrified. Or like they get surprised. Like awwww craaaaaaap!!!

I've been real curious about what the hell they do up there at odd times of the night. Even if they are witches, I doubt they would be practicing wicca.

My question is hypothetical. If someone or some people were practicing "black magic", what exactly would it sound like to me if I lived on the floor below them and could hear them pretty clearly?

Do we have any witches in the forum? Ex-witches. Or maybe just somebody that knows a lot about witchcraft? I don't want to sound dumb for thinking this. But if you could hear the kind of sounds I hear up there maybe you would understand. A lot of weird noises and strange laughter come from the floor above me in my apartments.


Now, my theory is that possibly they are some circle of witches. Don't know though. which is why I'm asking. If they were, What would it probably sound like?

I hope I don't come off as a complete idiot. I'm not. But whatever is going on the floor above me it is weird.

 

I know its a weird question but it's hard to understand unless you lived in the apartment with me.

 

Buy crucifixes, you'll be right, unless it's the Black Goat of Hastur or the Crawling Chaos, or even the King in Yellow.

 

Get your Matthew Hopkins on - Round up a posse, dress as puritans and pr!ck* the neighbours with long pins to find the mark of the devil. Burn if necessary.

They're probably just online gaming...Unfortunately.

(*pr!ck comes up as a swear?!?!?)

 

Have you consider they might just be getting wasted and messing around? Loud random noises and laughing/ shouting is pretty much the standard aural backdrop in a city centre apartment where I live.

It's 11 oclock in the morning here and I can hear dubstep, 3 different arguments (edit- one just sounds like lads playing FIFA or something similar) and someone bringing up flem in the alley.

 

Well, there is more to it than that. I had a weird lucid dream and woke up to there "noise. But knee rider is probably right. I'm probably just overanalyzing the situation.

 

You may be right. But I hear a lot of weird sounds up there.

 

lol. funny.

 

ummmmm no. It didn't help. lol.

 

People up late at night.

Must be witches.

Lol whut?

 

I don't want to come off as nosy.

 

Why do you think its witches?

 

Well...................They are up at strange hours. Whatever they do sometimes they sound like they get scared. And one night I had a strange dream that a demon was trying to rape me. I could actually feel the demon grab me in the dream. In the dream I would wake up get out of bed, then the demon would grab me from behind. Every time the demon grabbed me though I would break it's bones like I know BJJ or something. This would happen over and over again. I would get out of bed and the demon would try to rape me. Then I would wake up for real, and hear the noise up stairs. Then go back to sleep, then it was the same dream again. It was weird. The dream seemed real, and I could really feel the demon grabbing me on my body in the dream. If it was a demon.

 

or it could have been Ero-Sennin with a Crisco oil attack. What a nightmare.

 

Is it more likely that Demons are real, and the girls are really witches in league with satan? or that you just had a bad dream, and the girls keep different hours to you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

''Occam's razor (also written as Ockham's razor, and lex parsimoniae in Latin, which means law of parsimony) is a problem-solving principle attributed to William of Ockham (c. 1287–1347), who was an English Franciscan friar, scholastic philosopher and theologian. The principle can be interpreted as stating Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected.''

 

Well, it was only a little theory. I don't necessarily BELIEVE they are witches. Which is why I came here for answers. From REAL witches. I do believe in the spiritual realm though. I believe there is a God. I am not a paranoid nutcase. The dream just made me wonder if something demonic was going on up stairs.

 

I am aware there are 1000s of other things that may be going on up stairs.