I have probably posted this before and Hannibal will say congratulations to Simon's joke for getting a telegram from the Queen, but I don't care. Mick is in court for beating his wife. Judge says, "Mick, is it true you beat your wife?" Mick says, "yes it is, Sir" "How do you beat your wife", asks the judge. "Superior footwork, Sir, superior footwork", says Mick.