head conditioning

Discussion in 'Karate' started by shotokanwarrior, Dec 31, 2003.

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  1. shotokanwarrior

    shotokanwarrior I am the One

    how do you condition your head without suffering brain damage?
    shotokanwarrior
     
  2. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    Someone, please answer him. I'd like to know myself! *puts ice on big-ass lump on forehead*
     
  3. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    *Slaps forehead

    Doh!
     
  4. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    i used to headbutt walls and that gave me a canny hard head. dunno if it affected my brain or anything...:D
     
  5. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    Okay...let's check...Gaskell? What is the square root of 112?
     
  6. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    wait there... start...all programs...accessories...calculator... the answer to your question is 10.583005244258362362006463014557
     
  7. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    Yep...your brain's alright...
     
  8. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    good good
     
  9. FullContactKid

    FullContactKid New Member

    you guys are crazy lol ummm how about finding a very willing partner that will let you put your forehead againjst his and push into it while holding on to the back of his head. thats how my head bcame hard from doing this in tie ups during wrestling practice fast results
     
  10. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    I think that the fact that you headbutted walls commented enough on your intelligence to be honest. :p

    As to conditioning your head, I think the simplest answer is don't.
     
  11. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    Okay, I tried this with a female friend of mine and we kept ending up making out *scratches head*
     
  12. Dark Blade

    Dark Blade It Roundhouse time

    Focus Surging Shark! Scoring is no excuse to move your attention from your trainning! :p
     
  13. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    i know it seems like i have some kind of brain damage, but the reason i started headbutting walls was because me and a mate were bored in a history lesson so we decided to find out who had the hardest head by headbutting things. we started small ie rulers (side on so it hurt more), then we mover on to desks, then walls. eventually my friennd decided to headbutt a steel I beam holding the school up and nearly floored himself. thats when i called it a day and admitted defeat. i know it was stupid but it will come in handy someday, maybe 20 or 40 years down the line but someday...
     
  14. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    Not something to complain about...
     
  15. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Hey, if Shark is picking up broads because of his MA training he has discovered the TRUE goal of martial arts ;)

    I seem to have developed extensive callousing on my forehead from neck training as well, I haven't tested it to see if it has become harder though. I wouldn't think that doing actual head conditioning would be worthwhile for anybody who isn't a shaolin monk. Too risky on the brain.
     
  16. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    No...it's the perfect excuse :p

    Indeed, someday, when you become a politician, asassination attempts will be no problem for you :p
     
  17. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    I hate to say it, I really do, but on this I truly agree with surging_shark. Good luck with whoever you've, uh, conditioning with mate. :D Remember to use proper protection. ;)
     
  18. Adam

    Adam New Member

    *sets out to develop new method for Iron Crotch training* ;)
     
  19. surgingshark

    surgingshark Valued Member

    It's called "Dating a Supermodel" ;)
     
  20. PsiCop

    PsiCop Antonio gets the women...

    haha, that iron crotch training could be taken two ways... way to turn this thread around shark lol
     
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