Globalisation Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Handsup, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. Handsup

    Handsup New Member

    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

    And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal immigrants, and finally sold to you.
    That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English
  2. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    Thats pretty funny but not in a lol way :D
  3. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Should get some interesting responses.

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