From the Family of Noah (of Noah's Ark fame) comes modern kung fu and karate

Discussion in 'Kung Fu' started by lin kwei zhiing, Mar 11, 2021.

  1. lin kwei zhiing

    lin kwei zhiing New Member

    Nimrod, the mighty hunter "before the Lord" was a brilliant martial artist in the extremage. He is the forefather of black tiger kung fu, and the ancient dragon styles. In fact, Wutang Temple in China is dedicated to his teachings...
     

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  2. Dan Bian

    Dan Bian Neither Dan, nor Brian

    No.


    Wutang/Wudang is a Daoist temple. The rest of what you're saying is tosh too.
     
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  3. lin kwei zhiing

    lin kwei zhiing New Member

    Sez you. Would you like a copy of my book, 'Martial Arts on Noah's Ark' as a mind-sword for your martial tool kit? You can see it on Amazon.com or I can send you a master copy over the line, no frills, no hidden expenses. Why? because I can and besides, it is a massive education you will not get anywhere else on this orb. make you into a dynamo of concepts of high potent, and if taken to heart, you will gain x-ray vision better n' superman. As one of my teacher's said, 'as iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.' come my friend dlaurent
    ps- see 'The Lady and the Samurai,' 'Martial Arts Notebook Phoenix College,' and 'Valley of the Damned' epic poem, etc., if you want to go hyper-art
     
  4. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

    ahhhh...no...that is wrong on so many levels

    Agreed

    Says me too

    And I can prove it, in my forthcoming book, soon to be on Amazon...."Martial Arts has nothing to do with Noah's Ark." I will be producing a lineage chart later that has absolutely no historical proof behind it soon to prove my hypothesis

    I've studied Chinese martial arts history.... there is no connection to the Biblical Noah at all
     
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  5. aaradia

    aaradia Choy Li Fut and Yang Tai Chi Chuan Student Moderator Supporter

    How about you state your evidence here on MAP? Since this is the place you state your claim, this is the place to back it up.

    Personally, I have a serious issue with this claim. No offense, but it reeks of cultural appropriation. Trying to claim martial arts, steeped in the cultures of where they come from, come from somewhere else is disrespectful to that culture. As a traditional Chinese martial artist, I will respect the actual historical gift the Chinese have given to my life.

    But, using the bible to take away from others really isn't new now, is it?
     
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  6. Flying Crane

    Flying Crane Active Member

    No thanks. Keep your book. I have a bidet and a good supply of toilet paper. Maybe someone else needs the paper.
     
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  7. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I'll take a hard pass on the book but I do like the word "extremage" though.
     
  8. Grond

    Grond Valued Member

    Nimrod's real identity has never been discovered by historians so I wonder where you got that image, it looks like someone made it in MS Paint. Although I'd agree there is plenty of archaeological evidence of such a person (or composite of persons) existing, there is no way you could create a chart like this and be remotely accurate. You're basically leaving out most of Mesopotamian history, but adding in all sorts of questionable things that don't make sense, like a connection between Sumeria and China. It's about 6500km between Baghdad and Wuhan.
     
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  9. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Noah learned Tiger style whilst on the Ark?

    And it happened to look like Fu Jow? Im confused...
     
  10. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

    Well he did have two of every animal on there...and possibly dinosaurs too..... so it is possible...for the price of a ticket on the ark...he had them train him their fighting styles.... tiger, crane, etc.... but then of course he link would be to Shaolin...not Wudang
     
  11. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    So Noah was Chinese?
     
  12. Flying Crane

    Flying Crane Active Member

    There is a huge assumption that the biblical Noah story with the flood is historically accurate. A huge assumption.
     
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  13. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    Isn't Trevor Noah South African / American?


    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Martial-Arts-Noahs-Ark-Genesis/dp/B08D4SJWH6


    Ahhh self publishing, where only the best quality literature is published, and not cheap cash grabs at all.

    "Secular martial readers will also find MNArk interesting and challenging, it covering topics such as anthropology, archaeology, angelology, error, physics, analysis, zoomorphology, art, biography (Bruce Lee), history, animal systems, shape-shifting, prayer, icons, kata, theology, propaganda, demons, world beliefs, weapons, controversies, life strategies, cults, techniques, swordplay, board games (ludology), linguistics, literature, myths, masks, philosophy, politics, pop-culture, science, the spirit realm, sports, style analysis, etc. Whatever the subject may be, from chess to feng shui and from Sun Tzu to Sherlock Holmes, "
     
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  14. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    angel-ology!?!
     
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  15. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    A meta analysis of the work of david boreanaz et Al.

    Specifically why the last season is so good!

    S514 Angel.png
     
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  16. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    I wished this was a topic during my film school studies.
     
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  17. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

    No, of course not, that would be just too silly....and even though Newton and Leibniz came up with Calculus independently of each other in seperate countries..... we all know it is impossible for something as complicated as punching and kicking each other in the head to originate with one person and only one person....there is no way more than one person could come up with various martial arts practices....... So it all came from Noah.......
     
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  18. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

    I'm still trying to figure out what Gopher wood is....don't confuse matters with pesky historical proof
     
  19. Flying Crane

    Flying Crane Active Member

    Maybe it’s really just an allegory. Maybe this Nimrod fellow didn’t ACTUALLY found Black Tiger kung fu in a historical sense, but maybe he did it allegorically. I’ve heard there is a lot of that kind of stuff in the holly bibble.
     
  20. Flying Crane

    Flying Crane Active Member

    And I’ve gotta ask: has anyone seen a black tiger? In real life? Even in a zoo, if not in the wild? And does it fight differently from a white tiger or a regular run-of-the-mill boring old orange tiger?
     

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