Forum Flame Form

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Origami Itto, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    This is taken, obviously, from the World of Warcraft forums. I hereby call for veteran MAP members to produce the Official Flame Form for Martial Arts Planet forums!


    Form Sample:

     
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  2. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Official Flame Form for MAP

    ==================================

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Loser
    [ ] Previously Banned Member
    [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee
    [ ] Troll
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d
    [ ] Flamer
    [ ] Whiner
    [ ] Book Taught Loonie

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread
    [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod
    [ ] You should have used the Search Feature
    [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again
    [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training
    [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing
    [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls
    [ ] You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread"
    [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread
    [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt
    [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu
    [ ] You haven't read the stickies
    [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post
    [ ] You typed in text/leet speak
    [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up.
    [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before
    [ ] You posted wildly ridiculous claims, refused to back them up, and had a strop when we asked for proof.

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters
    [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the Damn FAQ
    [ ] Go to your room with no supper
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!)
    [ ] Stand in the Sin Bin and do kata till you die of boredom
    [ ] All of the above

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters.
    [ ] Welcome to last week.
    [ ] Press Alt and F4.
    [ ] Can I have your stuff?
    [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
    [ ] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.
    [ ] Stop posting STUPID crap.
    [ ] All of the above.


    All good fun, but remember, MAP does not condone random flaming of newbies. Or anyone :Angel:
     
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2005
  3. Sandus

    Sandus Moved Himself On

    Where's "You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread"?

    Also: "You cited movies as evidence for fantastical martial arts moves"
    And: "You mentioned Dim Mak, Ki Chuan Do, Iron palm/shirt gongfu, Fusho-satori-ryu, etc. as a legitimate martial art"
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2005
  4. Another Muay Thai Guy

    Another Muay Thai Guy Valued member

    LMAO

    Now there's a good feature you could add to the "post reply" option! The spoiler tag is working well - you're on a roll Kgirl, I suggest you give this one a go too! :D
     
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  5. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Lmao, I love it Kgirl :D
     
  6. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    Trully brilliant! Me :love: Kgirl!

    I had a feeling that ninjitsu would make an appearance in it...






    Ps: Lmao! Bonus random All your base quote:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    All of my base
    Are belong to you.
     
  7. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Don't tempt me :D LOL
     
  8. soon

    soon New Member

    Sounds like the sort of thing we need Kgirl. I'd call it 'Official MAP Flame Form for Great Justice' :D :D :D
     
  9. PsiCop

    PsiCop Antonio gets the women...

    Hahaha, good stuff. :D
     
  10. Ad McG

    Ad McG Troll-killer Supporter

    An old one I've posted before:

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Loser
    [ ] AOLer
    [ ] 12 year old
    [X] Troll
    [ ] Pervert
    [ ] Geek
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] Wannabe
    [ ] Asskisser
    [ ] l337 d00d
    [ ] Other:

    You Are Being Flamed Because

    [ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
    [ ] You posted a Release Date thread
    [ ] You posted a Patch thread
    [ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
    [ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
    [ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [X] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You haven't read the FAQ
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in
    [X] You just plain suck
    [X] You posted false information
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You doubleposted
    [ ] You insulted:
    ---- [ ] Fellow Poster
    ---- [ ] Creative Team Member
    ---- [ ] Moderator
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [ ] You posted racist crap
    [X] I don't like your tone of voice

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [X] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the FAQ
    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
    [ ] Go to your room with no supper
    [X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
    [ ] All of the above

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [X] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [X] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
    [ ] Take your crap somewhere else
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Learn to post or do one
    [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] All of the above

    ==============================================

    The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy
    of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STOOPID that a
    simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly
    relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

    You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
    was brought to you in under 10 seconds.

    Sucks to be you.


    :D
     
  11. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Nice quote for my sig I think :D
     
  12. TheCount

    TheCount Happiness is a mindset

    Official Flame Form for MAP

    ==================================

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Loser
    [ ] Previously Banned Member
    [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee
    [X] Troll
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d
    [ ] Flamer
    [ ] Whiner
    [ ] Book Taught Loonie

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread
    [X] You posted a Flame Form
    [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod
    [ ] You should have used the Search Feature
    [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again
    [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training
    [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing
    [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls
    [ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread
    [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread
    [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt
    [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu
    [ ] You haven't read the stickies
    [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post
    [ ] You typed in text/leet speak
    [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up.
    [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters
    [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week
    [X] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the Damn FAQ
    [ ] Go to your room with no supper
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!)
    [ ] All of the above
    [ ] Stand in the corner and do kata till you die of boredom

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters
    [ ] Welcome to last week
    [ ] Press Alt and F4
    [ ] Can I have your stuff?
    [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
    [X] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.
    [ ] All of the above



    OWNED
     
  13. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin


    [X] You didn't post something original.
    [X] You rehashed a joke badly.


    :D
     
  14. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    Hey, the mods loved it! I even got Kgirl a new sig! It was my first encounter with flame forms anyway, so it should be "clueless newbie" rather than "troll" :cry:.
     
  15. Leo_E_49

    Leo_E_49 Valued Member

    Punishments should include "Drop and give me 50 pushups" :D
     
  16. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    One to add to the martial arts list:

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You started yet another thread about Chi without even bothering to read the 5,000 existing threads on that subject.
     
  17. Another Muay Thai Guy

    Another Muay Thai Guy Valued member

    Could we also have:

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You started yet another thread about Ong Bak.

    :bang:
     
  18. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Loser
    [ ] Previously Banned Member
    [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee
    [X] Troll
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d
    [ ] Flamer
    [ ] Whiner
    [ ] Book Taught Loonie

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread
    [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod
    [ ] You should have used the Search Feature
    [X] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again
    [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training
    [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing
    [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls
    [X] You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread"
    [X] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread
    [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread
    [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt
    [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu
    [ ] You haven't read the stickies
    [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post
    [X] You typed in text/leet speak
    [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up.
    [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before
    [ ] You posted wildly ridiculous claims, refused to back them up, and had a strop when we asked for proof.

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters
    [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [X] Read the Damn FAQ
    [X] Go to your room with no supper
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!)
    [ ] Stand in the Sin Bin and do kata till you die of boredom
    [ ] All of the above

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters.
    [ ] Welcome to last week.
    [X] Press Alt and F4.
    [ ] Can I have your stuff?
    [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
    [X] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig. (actually it's take off every zig...noob :p)
    [ ] Stop posting STUPID crap.
    [ ] All of the above.
     
  19. Another Muay Thai Guy

    Another Muay Thai Guy Valued member

    LOL, who was that directed at coug? I hope it wasn't me..... :confused: :D
     
  20. Kata-Kid

    Kata-Kid New Member

    Hmmmm, since it wasn't directed (apparently) at anyone specific whouldn't it be counted as a ;

    [X] You posted a "You all suck" message.

    Resulting in a sentence a'la ;

    [X] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters.
    [X] Go to your room, without supper.
     

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