Five women sat on intruder!

Discussion in 'Women's Self Defence' started by tom555, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    Haha we have 5 fat ladies, sitting AND farting on a poor skinny criminal dude, who suffered for a whole hour :eek:
    Think he may have issues with women in future? Or at least think twice before letting himself in to someone else's flat :cool:
  2. Mixitup

    Mixitup Banned Banned

    Oh yes LOL
  3. tom555

    tom555 Valued Member

    I'm not shore if they were fat just average. They were college girls i think and
    rather fit doing a lot of running. It's a simple thing for women to do if they are in groups...just sit on him.
  4. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    maybe he did not struggle too much ....

    5 women sitting on a male ......where did they position their weight ??? ;)
  5. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    two of the women 11!!

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  6. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    Haha! That should go in the funny picture thread :D
  7. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    Loads more of those pics in the members area ..........blatant advertising here MODS!!!!!!! :D
  8. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    For some reason this had me cracking up. :)
  9. sn11

    sn11 Woosh! Bang! Ow!

    All of this post pretty much had me cracking up. Maybe these fat ladies didnt fully sit on him perhaps they mearly hovered so he couldnt get up? Or maybe one sat on an arm the other his other arm and one on each leg...and the last...perhaps his head? or body? i havent decided yet...either way can you imagine what this guy thought? he's in someones flat to then see 5 fat women diving on him to sit on him? if i knew how to post pictures on here im sure i could find one to the effect!
  10. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    If I ever had the chance I'd be jumping up and down on the intruder in heels. That guy deserves no sympathy.
  11. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    Not as bad as me as when i first read the thread title i thought there was a 'H' in there as well!
  12. sn11

    sn11 Woosh! Bang! Ow!

    LOL! now that would have made a really interesting/disturbing thread no?
  13. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    You just have to take it one step further than me, don't you? ;)
  14. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    I dont think i'd mind 5 women sitting on me :cool:.

    Pretty unorthodox way to keep someone down though :p.
  15. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    They are lucky he wasn't armed! Could of been a different story then.
  16. tom555

    tom555 Valued Member

    Keep It Up Girls Great Stuff!! Rock On!!
  17. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    *hides screen from boss*

    Yes they are very lucky he wasn't armed.
    He sounds like a bit of a 'dumb criminal' really. Wanders into someones flat, skinny as a rake, unarmed, to be sat on by women and I assume, nicked.

    Maybe he was just lost...
  18. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    I think that's one thing you have to keep view of in these situations.

    Yes they did well.
    Yes they showed courage!
    Yes the were lucky one of the didn't get stuck with a screw driver!!!!

    Personally I'd of given him a way out and let him take it as long as I or my family wasn't in any danger from him.
  19. cloudz

    cloudz Valued Member

    Indeed! a man after my own heart :D

    maybe we can work something out :)
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2006
  20. tom555

    tom555 Valued Member

    he might of taken a wrong turning..........who knows.

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