FINALLY a way to find out which martial art is best...

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Kwajman, May 12, 2011.

  1. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Okay, heres what we do....

    We get all the topic mods together, one from each of the martial arts represented here and put'em all ( or a designated representative) in an octagon in a battle royale. Last one standing in the ring has the best art.

    And BIG MIKEY, doesn't get to play cause he'd just throw everyone over the top while they were pounding on him.

    No excuses for age, or to use so and so in their prime, has to be an active member of MAP. Who's in?
     
  2. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    But Wing Chun and Ninjutsu aren't built for the ring so it would have to be out in the open with no referee and no rules.
     
  3. Griffin

    Griffin Valued Member

    JuJutsu wasnt built for the ring either..

    Umm, being out in the open doesnt help wing chun at all! Maybe confined to a small space would help it, And, to stay upright standing straight, And, and, well, you know the rest :)
    Ninjutsu, hey, come on, what else doesnt make the grade, Bagua, Taiji? No fair.
    Remember, its the competitor not the art that fails/succeeds!!

    If i were to completely suck at boxing, i aint going to blame the system now am I :)

    Does this mean that Frodo can just kick em all in da balls? ;)
     
  4. righty

    righty Valued Member

    Who's the referee?
     
  5. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    western martial arts guys pwn all.

    swords >>> shinbones, fists, forearms and elbows.
     
  6. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    YODA!
     
  7. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    One word: Seal Team Six.
     
  8. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    but do they have a topic mod? NO :p
     
  9. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    I am putting them in under Other Styles, so Melanie would be their MOD.
     
  10. OSu!


    Yeah, WingChun was designed for elevator fights in HK high rises (ask Kowloonboy!) :D:D


    Osu!
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2011
  11. Ranzan

    Ranzan Valued Member

    Doesn't exist.
     
  12. liero

    liero Valued Member

    Tekken 6 was the ultimate decider of supreme martial arts style.

    While all were effective given the right amount of practise. Statistically, being a giant crystal dragon who shoots laser beams from his eyes appears to be the most effective style.
     
  13. d0ugbug

    d0ugbug learning to smile

    Shall we call it Pride as well? and then try to sell the promotion... ;)
     
  14. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    I'm in and I will win by "No contest" in every single bout.

    And here's why.

    I'm gonna fight nekkid, the very sight of which will leave the male topic mods weeping in impotent jealousy and the female mods swooning with desire.*

    Mitch

    *Either that or both sexes will be helpless with laughter...
     
  15. righty

    righty Valued Member

    I dunno. If I was a mod, I'd wrestle with you.
     
  16. Griffin

    Griffin Valued Member

    TKDMitch, you HAVE to go for the triangle choke man.!!
     
  17. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    wwwwwrooooooooooooooowwwwwwwlllllllllllllllll

    Gotta love MAPers with impaired judgement :D

    Mitch :D
     
  18. Banpen Fugyo

    Banpen Fugyo 10000 Changes No Surprise

    If I was mod, I'd be down.

    But then all I'd hear is:

    "He's not using JUST ninjutsu, he's cheating! Where are the smoke bombs and deadly eye gouges?!"

    "Wtf! Was that a JAB?! Ninjas dont jab!"

    etc.
     
  19. d0ugbug

    d0ugbug learning to smile

    Would the mats need to be placed in the shadows in order for you to fight efficiently? ;)
     
  20. Master Betty

    Master Betty Banned Banned

    ok. point me in the direction of the ninjaz plzzzzzz
     

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