...okay, so I cheated with the fountain pen and the scarf, but what is the point in playing if you can't cheat?
I'm going with dual handed garden spades (triangular shaped blunt damage FTW!). You know, the smaller forearm length spades....not the full monty
*bows to Hannibal* Yes, thank you; however, mine come to a nice blunt point. I love practicing cup-choi with them
Around my home that is a pretty scary list......zombie prep has a lot of crossover into home security you know