http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/Br...y-night-time/story-27592946-detail/story.html "I aint wearing hockey pads"
"While there are doubts as to whether the town council's annual budget will extend as far as the bat-signal..."
"Bat-like features" Poor bloke. I'm guessing inbreeding. Maybe Norfolk? So an ex-pat. with no thumbs.
The whole thing was caught on camera! [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj1Q_BAqwa8"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj1Q_BAqwa8[/ame]