Congratulations are in order

Discussion in 'Ninjutsu' started by CandyCaneShinai, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    Sleiman just got married to a Japanese girl named Emi.
    (who loves the taste of watermelon)
     
  2. kouryuu

    kouryuu Kouryuu

    Great news Sleiman, lucky her name wasn't Ebi though, i've heard watermelon goes well with Ebi! :eek: :Angel:
     
  3. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    Congrats, bro. Good luck with the Sonny Benji's!
     
  4. Keikai

    Keikai Banned Banned

    Congrats!!







    Just hope he doesnt try the horse idea with the melon!!! :eek: :eek:
     
  5. sleiman

    sleiman Valued Member

  6. kouryuu

    kouryuu Kouryuu

    Watermelon tastes better when it is fresh!!!!! :Angel:
     
  7. sleiman

    sleiman Valued Member

  8. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    If her name actually was Ebi, she could always start a career as a prawn actress.....

    Congratulations Sleiman. Best wishes for the future. :)
     
  9. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    Actually, Emi may not exist. I have never met her nor spoken to her.
    I'm willing to take it on faith..
     
  10. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    Was there watermelon at the wedding? :D

    Congratulations sleiman :)
     
  11. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    Watermelon, schwatermelon, I want to know if you're gonna spar...
    I want to know if she has any "aliveness"
     
  12. Nick Mandilas

    Nick Mandilas Resistance is an option..

    I'm sorry, and footage of young Japanese women in spas must be sent through me first for verification...if its not on film...it didn't happen!
    ;)
     
  13. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    I have met Sleiman, I can verify that he exists.

    Of course I might just be saying this to help sell my own produce.

    Of course if you have never met me I can not verify my own existence and I might just be making me up to sell my own produce.
     
  14. stephenk

    stephenk Valued Member

    Congrats!
     
  15. Keikai

    Keikai Banned Banned

    Can she spar though? if she cant spar then she's not alive!! :D
     
  16. stephenk

    stephenk Valued Member

    <Insert groundfighting joke here>
     
  17. benkyoka

    benkyoka one million times

    <removed>

     
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  18. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    Is that the punchline or the joke?
     
  19. Keikai

    Keikai Banned Banned

    Has she got a verifiable lineage? or is she made up? :D
     
  20. Connovar

    Connovar Banned Banned

    Were they truly married by someone who knows the true inner secrets or was the minister/priest/etc not truly qualified to do a real marriage service even though he was licensed to do so. :)

    Fortunately they were at least married in Japan which is the only place in the world where one can get truly married! :eek:
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2007

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