Come back line

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  1. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Marine Corp.'s General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
    day, and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
    regarding
    guns and children.

    Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you gotta' read this!! This is
    one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National
    Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine
    Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting

    his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young
    boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Shooting!! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
    children?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before
    they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    But you are equipping them to be violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are
    you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    YOU GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES!!!!!!
     
  2. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    hahahah she had it coming... damn hippy :p
     
  3. Bil Gee

    Bil Gee Thug

    She should have asked him how he would feel about his daughter being taught the art of fellatio at school.
     
  4. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    OMG, too funny!
     
  5. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    A very old quote, but its funny.
     
  6. Stan O'Kella

    Stan O'Kella Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

    Man that is funny, almost as good as the king of the put down, the great Winston Churchill, that man had wit and intelligence a combination made in heaven for the great art of the put down, an art that I wish i was better at, although i do have my moments!
     
  7. Hobbitlauncher

    Hobbitlauncher Chronic Complaint Dept.

    b-e-a-utiful!
     
  8. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    I like it :D
     
  9. Hobbitlauncher

    Hobbitlauncher Chronic Complaint Dept.

  10. Greg

    Greg Valued Member

    Nice.
     
  11. glo_in_da_dark

    glo_in_da_dark New Member

    :eek: wow... :eek: i wish i had that kinda wit...

    kudos and all, but is one allowed to say that on national public radio?!?
     
  12. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    lol, tht would have been sooo hilarious 2 hear, reading it was funny enough
     

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