Christmas joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by fluffydoc, Dec 24, 2003.

  1. fluffydoc

    fluffydoc Carry On MAPper

    This one should be safe enough to tell your mother in law over the table this year. That doesn't mean it's any good.

    How does King Wenceleslas like his pizza?

    Deep fat crisp and even.

    Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.
  2. Jim

    Jim New Member

    Real sorry to ask this FD, but... what?
  3. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    Good King Wenceslas looked out,
    On a Winter's morning
    When the snow lay round about
    Deep and crisp and even...
  4. Redhotdragon

    Redhotdragon New Member

  5. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    I thought it was

    Good King Wenceslas looked out,
    On the feast of Stevens

  6. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    Meh, I've been drinking. Its a miracle I can type. All of my old mates from college just got back from various Unis and managed to get a pub night together. :p

    Most likely you're right.
  7. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    I have NO idea... I'm a bit worse for wear myself.

    Isn't the Festive Spirit great? *hic*
  8. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    The festive spirit, yep, that it is.

    One and a half measures brandy.
    One measure grand marnier.
    Half measure lemon juice.
    One measure white rum.

    Mix in a shaker with a couple of ice cubes, strain, pour and sip.
  9. xubis

    xubis New Member

    omg... what are you all talking about?!
  10. Greg-VT

    Greg-VT Peasant

    good spirits
  11. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    My "Good Spirit" this Xmas is a bottle of 101% Proof Wild Turkey :D
  12. 47Ronin

    47Ronin New Member

    My dad went to a bar for Thanksgiving and though Wild Turkey was an actual turkey. Ordered it and then yelled about how it wasn't what he ordered..... Crazy German people :p

    Any ways, What king is this that I have never ever heard of????

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