For those youngsters going out celebrating this Christmas I offer the cumulative wisdom of 30 years experience. Ignore my advice at your own peril. 1. Never go drinking with Icelanders 2. Never try to dance on a table 3. If the landlord is "stroppy" telling him so won't help 4. Never drink Newcastle Brown Ale 5. "All that red stuff" is your blood 6. The police will not vacate the area at your request 7. Kebabs do not cure nausea Merry Christmas
I was going to say, I'm no beer connoisseur but I have enjoyed the odd bottle of new Castle. What's wrong with Icelanders?
Hahaha, that genuinely grossed me out - all that grease saturating your pockets! No matter how tempting it looks, kebab that has fallen on the floor or fished out of the bin the next morning is not the best idea. Well, depending on how it was stored, maybe...better have sauce still.
I woke up one morning after a night out thinking i had been stabbed. It seems on the way home form the night out i had purchased a kebab. Put the kebab in my pocket while walking home. When i got home i promptly fell asleep. Woke up in the morning with my wife searching about my person frantically only to realise my uneaten kebab had came apart in my very expensive cream suit pocket. Sauce was all down the one side, the bedroom was stinking. I was panick stricken as i thought i had been stabbed or something. So yeah never put a kebab in your pocket unless you intend to finish it. Also heed the words of Sloth. Baza
The dark and boredom of the Icelandic winter drives many of them a little bit nuts - often resulting in extreme risk taking behaviour when very drunk.
A friend of mine wrote "Don't accept me, cab fare" on a 20$ and added a note taped to it with, "if im trying to spend this note, then it's well past time I went home, please call me a cab". It worked quite well, he ended up waking up in his own bed.
