Call Me Maybe--military version

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Mitlov, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. Mitlov

    Mitlov Shiny

    This may just be the best thing on the whole internet.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzDPv12ZOEA"]Call me maybe Orginal-Military - YouTube[/ame]
     
  2. Southpaw535

    Southpaw535 Well-Known Member Moderator Supporter

  3. CrowZer0

    CrowZer0 Assume formlessness.

    Lol, it's not original, the one on the left is the Miami Dolphins version, I've also seen the Military one separately I guess they parodied the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders?
     
  4. Mitlov

    Mitlov Shiny

    Yes. I know who Carly Rae Jepsen is and that she's not a Miami Dolphins cheerleader ;) The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders made a video from Carly Rae Jepson's song, and then the soldiers parodied the Miami Dolphins video.
     
  5. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    Holy out of regs. (out of regulation grooming standards) on the military side : P! That was a good one though!
     
  6. CrowZer0

    CrowZer0 Assume formlessness.

    Isn't that what I just said?
     
  7. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

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  8. John Titchen

    John Titchen Still Learning Supporter

    I think some of the older ones that seem to have started the trend were better. But that might be my musical taste.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBH9UNVG7I"]Sun King Hey Ya - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1DTmXesTo"]Is This the Way to Amarillo? - YouTube[/ame]
     
  9. John R. Gambit

    John R. Gambit The 'Rona Wrangler

    I think the choreography and lip syncing was a bit sharper in your versions jwt, music preferences aside.
     
  10. itwasntme

    itwasntme Valued Member

    I don't think spec ops are held to the same grooming standards.
     
  11. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    I don't think those were spec ops, lol! Grooming standards are relaxed for SF, but having styled goatees and beards aren't something I ever saw. They're usually relaxed so guys can grow their hair and beards out and their command has to tell them it's ok (yeah . . . there is paperwork for it). It's usually long hair and a rugged beard.
     
  12. John R. Gambit

    John R. Gambit The 'Rona Wrangler

    Maybe they were contractors?
     
  13. Mitlov

    Mitlov Shiny

    [shows video to the rest of the internet of US soldiers mimicking a ditzy cheerleader video with remarkable accuracy and some pretty awesome improvised props]

    "Hahaha"
    "LOL"
    "Love the smoke grenades instead of trees"

    [shows video to MAP of US soldiers mimicking ditzy cheerleader video with remarkable accuracy and some pretty awesome improvised props]

    "Their lips are off on the lip-syncing"
    "The British army did this first"
    "That beard is against regulations"

    Jeez, guys, let your hair down a little ;)
     
  14. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    I'm just worried that you think that's the best thing on the internet ;)
     
  15. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    Hey! If I had to put up with being told I needed to shave in country then they darn well should be held to the same standards! I can tell you, it's painful to shave in country when you have no access to hot water and have a month old razor! They should feel the pain too!
     
  16. mattt

    mattt Valued Member

    As you should know, the best way to avoid razor burn in the field is to avoid hot water, and watch out for those little guys bursting into flames. (GMV in case of tumbleweed).

    Also, did you know that you can sharpen a razor by rubbing it on your arm (backwards of course)? It's quite the trick!
     
  17. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    I would take razor burn by using hot water over the feeling of tearing my face off any day :mad:

    I'm also skeptical about rubbing a razor backwards on your arm. Buuuutttt, I'll never have to "give it a go" because I shave when and how I want to now. Which is almost never :p
     
  18. afhuss

    afhuss Valued Member

    Screw that! I hate the "well when I was a lance I didn't get xyz" argument that 1st Sgts throw around to justify silly decisions. Nothing will ever get better then!

    Anyway, you don't necessarily need a no-shaving chit if you are out in the field and don't have access to water/electricity. I mean, we didn't, but the unit that replaced us did. Heck, they actually had to shave DURING A FIVE DAY FOOT PATROL!!!
     
  19. Mitlov

    Mitlov Shiny

    There's been some pushing back about the beard prohibition given that having a beard is an asset culturally when interacting with rural Afghani men.

    http://www.usnews.com/news/world/ar...estion-military-no-beard-rules-in-afghanistan
     
  20. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    Yes, yes. Commanders showing up and demanding things that don't contribute to the effectiveness of a unit is very common in the military. God will come down and start talking to crowds of people, face to face, before the military starts making sense. Good thing this article came about during the draw down right?

    (And I'm sure this reasoning, since it makes sense, is one of the reasons SF grow beards)
     

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