Bruce Lee was the only man to shave with Nunchucks. Have you ever seen any beard stubble or anything on Bruce's face? No. Bruce Lee once delivered a punch so fast, the following hole in space and time created Tony Jaa. Bruce Lee's weapon of choice is not the Nunchuck, staff, or any form of eastern weaponry at all. He uses volcanoes as throwing weapons. A man once saw Bruce Lee demonstrating his amazing martial prowess, and was so amazed he gave him a hug. He was instantly, and completely dissolved by the sweat. Bruce revived him by punching him in the chest. Other than the side effect of developing strange cravings for hot steaming bowls of challenge, he was fine in the end. Help me think of more. This is all I've got so far. It's hard to make them distinct from Chuck Norris jokes. Help please?
what's Bruce lee's favourite supplement? Whey of the dragon quite pleased with myself for that! Of course someone will now point out that actually Bruce believed in the...way of no whey
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Bruce Lee was a very honorable person. He always warned his enemies when he attacked. "Whaaaaatchaaaaoooout"