Breathing Techniques

United We Fall - Just curious, do you have an actual question, and is there any reason why you posted this in the Health and Fitness forum specifically?

 

This is some strange stuff. Not only should it not be in the H+F forum, I'm not actually sure whether I would want it in the IMA forum!

0.5 volts of chi? LMAO! You're kidding right?

 

LOL!!

This just gets better!!


Lets say someone were to grab a hold of your wrist trying to abduct you. Well you place your the pressure point Heart 7 onto theirs and then place your wrist (with your free arm) onto Triple Burner 12 and play it like a fiddle thus causing the enemies torso to bend downwards.

Classic!!!

 

Hope so, cause you confused the heck out of us.

 

My chi is closer to 1.38 Volts, but I hear it's the current that actually does the damage.

 

If we look at the chart for Wong's Law (Ohm's Law for Asians ) we see that now that we know his Chi (C) we can find Shen (S) and Jing (J). Since the body can only stand low amounts of Shen without being burnt we can assume he had .25 ma. of Shen, which means for Wong's law to hold true his Jing is 2 Wong's of resistance.

Am I jerking your chain? Oh yeah!

 

All I can say is WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

My Taser has about 500,000 volts of chi.

 

As far as I can see this has nothing to do with H&F and is going nowhere, so I'm closing it.

United We Fall - if you have a problem with this, you're free to PM me.