BBQ Rules

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by cheesypeas, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Cait

    Cait da Bionic is BACK!

    Well then, you can have your fire, and I'll have mine, and we'll not go near each other's :D

    And while you're meat will be charred, mine will be perfectly edible :p
     
  2. Yohan

    Yohan In the Spirit of Yohan Supporter

    Pffffffft

    Not even worth responding to! :woo: :p
     
  3. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    You cook your meat? :confused:

    Women. :rolleyes:







    :Angel: :D
     
  4. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    I have to "man" my own grill -- and it's not one of those sissy gas grills, either. Mine is a charcoal grill; I actually have to start a fire in it. :D
     
  5. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    No worries!! I nicked 'em from another fourm :p

    Err..is this a euphomism??? :eek:
     
  6. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.



    Sorry cait but I must rise to this challenge.
    I was a blacksmith in my youth and lighting and tending the fire is MY (only) job.

    course I could be the exception that proves the rule.

    regards koyo
     
  7. Light123

    Light123 Give Up On Giving Up

    Here's a much better BBQ in two simple steps:

    1) The man sits around
    2) The woman does all the work

    ;)
     
  8. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    HAHAHAHAHA.............Have you ever said that out loud to a Welshwoman?!!!:p
     
  9. WalkingThePath

    WalkingThePath www.gplus.to/jayboyle

    Here's one for ya guys:

    Top Ten BBQ 'Awkward Moments' -

    1 - Due to the large amounts of beer consumed, the male host has to answer a call of nature. On his return, he discovers that the date of a female guest, who has never been introduced to the group, is tending to the BBQ. Awkwardness ensues as the host tries to reclaim the Alpha-male spot of BBQ chef, whilst being unaware of male guests background...... (Animalistic human behaviour at it's best!!)

    2 - A member of the male group asks for salad.:confused:

    3 - Someone lets slip that they are vegetarian.:bang:

    4 - The beer runs out.:eek:

    5 - The male host cannot light the BBQ. (OH, the shame!!!):cry:

    6 - Someone brought fish. (GRRRRRRRR!! NO!!! BBQ FOR MEAT!!! HULK SMASH FISH!!!):mad:

    7 - A guest asks for their steak to be medium rare. (Dude, this is a BBQ, not masterchef. It's either gonna be charcoal, or raw, now which dya want??):rolleyes:

    8 - After everyone else has eaten, and the BBQ is standing out in the rain, a new guest arrives with food to be cooked.

    9 - (And this one has happened to me!!!) After seeing the sun, arranging the BBQ, doing the shopping, and firing up the grill, it starts to rain just as everyone arrives.

    10 - Working on the assumption that everyone loves BBQs, the host buys and cooks a meat muntain, even though he hasnt heard back of the guests. As it starts to get dark, he realises that no-one else is coming, and he has a whole cow worht of burger and steak to eat before it gets cold.....:p
     
  10. Light123

    Light123 Give Up On Giving Up

    I don't know any. Why?Are you a Welshwoman? If not, can i have a Welshwoman's number? :p I prefer ages 18 - 20. ;)
     
  11. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    Oh yes!!:D

    We are a law unto ourselves...unique....:p
     
  12. Light123

    Light123 Give Up On Giving Up

    Please fire up the barbeque.

    :goes swimming:

    :p
     
  13. estranged13

    estranged13 ex video game freak

    pssssh whatever i bbq year round, as long as its above 10 below zero we grill
     
  14. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    How macho this is depends whether (sic) your temperate scale is farenheit or celsius...:p
     
  15. estranged13

    estranged13 ex video game freak

    okay so that is ummm -24 celsius
     

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