Well then, you can have your fire, and I'll have mine, and we'll not go near each other's And while you're meat will be charred, mine will be perfectly edible
I have to "man" my own grill -- and it's not one of those sissy gas grills, either. Mine is a charcoal grill; I actually have to start a fire in it.
Sorry cait but I must rise to this challenge. I was a blacksmith in my youth and lighting and tending the fire is MY (only) job. course I could be the exception that proves the rule. regards koyo
Here's one for ya guys: Top Ten BBQ 'Awkward Moments' - 1 - Due to the large amounts of beer consumed, the male host has to answer a call of nature. On his return, he discovers that the date of a female guest, who has never been introduced to the group, is tending to the BBQ. Awkwardness ensues as the host tries to reclaim the Alpha-male spot of BBQ chef, whilst being unaware of male guests background...... (Animalistic human behaviour at it's best!!) 2 - A member of the male group asks for salad. 3 - Someone lets slip that they are vegetarian.:bang: 4 - The beer runs out. 5 - The male host cannot light the BBQ. (OH, the shame!!!):cry: 6 - Someone brought fish. (GRRRRRRRR!! NO!!! BBQ FOR MEAT!!! HULK SMASH FISH!!!) 7 - A guest asks for their steak to be medium rare. (Dude, this is a BBQ, not masterchef. It's either gonna be charcoal, or raw, now which dya want??) 8 - After everyone else has eaten, and the BBQ is standing out in the rain, a new guest arrives with food to be cooked. 9 - (And this one has happened to me!!!) After seeing the sun, arranging the BBQ, doing the shopping, and firing up the grill, it starts to rain just as everyone arrives. 10 - Working on the assumption that everyone loves BBQs, the host buys and cooks a meat muntain, even though he hasnt heard back of the guests. As it starts to get dark, he realises that no-one else is coming, and he has a whole cow worht of burger and steak to eat before it gets cold.....
I don't know any. Why?Are you a Welshwoman? If not, can i have a Welshwoman's number? I prefer ages 18 - 20.