Bad martial art videos

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Hapuka, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. 47MartialMan

    47MartialMan Valued Member

    Hey....some people can take on 5 attackers using 350 forms :hat:
  2. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    One of these days I'm going to have to do a mega compilation of the worst martial art videos on this thread, maybe after 100 pages (at the moment were are only at the 50 page mark).
  3. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Never mind
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2012
  4. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Pseudo science at its best?

  5. Bambi

    Bambi Valued Member

  6. robin101

    robin101 Working the always shift.

    I love the beggining of this, " I as an overweight man in a suit behind a desk, with writing below me saying I am somehow connected to some special forces melarky says that in my opinion systema is the most practical martial art in the world, please forget about the fact that this is in russian and for those that do not speak it , it could be the intro to a work safety video, or that i do not present credientials, just take my word for it..... as a fat guy behind a desk.... in a suit"

    Well thats good enough for me, where do i sign up
  7. 47MartialMan

    47MartialMan Valued Member

  8. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    Not quite martial arts, per se, but... well, it's not the best

    I was curious about the lady who appears at the end so did a search on youtube, and here's what I got. Enjoy :p

    [ame=""]Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How to Get Out of a Front Choke in Women's Self Defense - YouTube[/ame]
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2012
  9. Daithí

    Daithí Valued Member

    While I prefer Bas Rutten's self defence techniques. I'd much rather be training them with that chick!
    It's funny that at 0.36 it looks like she forgot her "lines" :p
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2012
  10. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Expert Village has to be the biggest collection of tosspots and buttmunches on the planet - absolutley everything on there is terrible including that abortion of a Self Defence video above

  11. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    When my friend sent me the first video I said it looked like something out of expertvillage. I was most amused when searching for miss Audrey wotsit actually brought me to the village xD
  12. 47MartialMan

    47MartialMan Valued Member

  13. OwlMAtt

    OwlMAtt Armed and Scrupulous

    Gary Boaz does some aikido videos on ExpertVillage that aren't too bad, but I agree that the majority of EV videos are crap.
  14. 47MartialMan

    47MartialMan Valued Member

    Therefore, they ought to be called "Not-so Expert Village" :eek:
  15. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Wow, this is some trippy stuff, the music tops it off for me.

    Last edited: Mar 30, 2012
  16. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    And here's the same guy sparring off against a Muay Thai practitioner, I have to confess although its not terrible (in the technical sense, Vadim Starov held his ground at least), its pretty funny but its clear who had the upper hand.

  17. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    Either I understand Russian perfectly now or we're watching different videos. :dunno:
  18. robin101

    robin101 Working the always shift.

    if you speak russian that is fine, but if you dont there is just a guy speaking over the top in english, if you dont speak it, for all you know the guy could be saying anything.

    Yea expert is a load of rubbish, i dont wanna learn self defence from a guy that looks like he couldnt even fight sleep, i know this is shallow and never judge a book etc, but i have to say that people that look like they can handle themselves usually can. I mean look at Geoff thompson, gavin mulholland, lee morrison. these are SD guys that look like they could eat you alive.
  19. 47MartialMan

    47MartialMan Valued Member

    I know a few elderly people who dont ook it, but they can eat you alive as well.

    It is like coming upon a small snake. You dont know how dangerous it is by a quick glance
  20. HarryF

    HarryF Malued Vember

    This is awful:
    [ame=""]Martial Arts Weapons Training : Escrima Techniques in Martial Arts - YouTube[/ame]

    Here is a video response we made, strangely they didn't accept the link...[ame=""]Advanced knife defence with double stick - YouTube[/ame]
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