How many Tai Chi Master does it take to screw in a light bulb? 101, 1 to screw the bulb in and 100 others to comment: "His techique is good but we do it a little different."
Axel Rose, Michel jackson and a class off kindergartners are on a plain with four parachutes. Suddenly one of the turbine engines goes up in flames, the pilotes grab the first two parachutes and jump. Axel Rose:"Lets go michael there are only two parachutes left!" Michael Jackson:"What about the kids?" Axel Rose:"Screw the kids!" Michael Jackson:"Do we have time for that?"
Mr. KnowitALL: How do we solve this question, Alex? Alex: I don't know Mr. KnowitALL! Mr. KnowitALL: Son, I don't KnowitALL! Alex: You sure Mr. KnowitALL? Mr. KnowitALL: I don't KNOW IT ALL! Alex: Your name clearly says "Mr. KnowitALL" Mr. KnowitALL: Oh, talking about my name! OH! LOL Alex: Dumb teacher.... >.> Now in this story, the joke for it are: Q. How did Mr. KnowitALL became KnowitALL? A. Alex said his name, and Mr. KnowitALL was in a different perspective and thought Alex was making fun of him ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ??: Knock-Knock ?: Knock-You-Ownz ??: Knock-You-Ownz who ?: Knock-You-Ownz to the Ownz BABY
Let's Play One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechew." "Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechew. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please, corazoncito, just one time, for a little while, lets go inside and play Weeweechew together." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechew." So Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechew a Merry Christmas, Weeweechew a Merry Christmas, Weeweechew a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." I know ... pretty bad
