Australia gets drunk, wakes up in north atlantic

Tired of being isolated and ignored, Australia decides to move



http://www.stuffucanuse.com/aussie_windows/am.htm

 

That was priceless! My ribs hurt now!

 

Get back to where you came from, I say.

 

And put Florida back, while you're at it!

 

Well its about time. Booksie, now you can go to the MAP meetings! Also, keep Florida, most of them don't know how to drive anyway, whatever you did it with it, its alright!!

 

Great Stuff - I also found out how to give a table to the cats. (filling the rest of this post with )

 

nice

flights to Aussieland will be less expensive now

 

From certain parts of Canada, you might even be able to swim there!

 

rofl

Officials on both sides of the Atlantic conceded that would be difficult. "They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. "And most of Latin America is missing."




they need to put latin america back as well...now just imagine if it was korea o_0

 

How will we ever break the news to the Aussies that their winter isn't gonna be so mild any more?

 

Sad that nobody mourns the loss of Tasmania. We've left them to the mercy of the New Zealanders...

 

*crickets chirp*

anyone up for pin the tail on the aussie?

 

" No report has come from Tasmania. It is believed that Australia left quietly so Tasmanians wouldn't notice and want to follow. It appears the ruse has worked. New Zealand has offered to adopt Tasmania as West New Zealand."

roflmfao!

Classic, best one I've read in ages!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you don't wanna come up here. Rain, wind, what have you? what were you thinking of? If I had half a chance I'd abscond to sunny australia PERMANENTLY.