As an exponent of ________, I resolve never to _________ !

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by ap Oweyn, Aug 23, 2013.

  1. ap Oweyn

    ap Oweyn Ret. Supporter

    Just for fun:

    As an exponent of Filipino martial arts, I resolve never to allow myself to be photographed glaring menacingly at the camera whilst brandishing one or more melee weapons!
     
  2. Dan93

    Dan93 Valued Member

    As an exponent of Kyokushin, I resolve never to overuse/abuse the term Osu! especially outside of the dojo i.e. shopping with family, at the start of work meetings, Weddings, Funerals ect...
     
  3. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    As an exponent of Ju Jutsu I resolve never to pronounce it with a "Z"
     
  4. Wildlings

    Wildlings Baguette Jouster

    As an exponent of kickboxing, I resolve never to pretend like I do muay thai.
     
  5. ap Oweyn

    ap Oweyn Ret. Supporter

    That's the spirit, gang. :D
     
  6. Kenko Enso

    Kenko Enso Valued Member

    As an exponent of Ishi Yama Ryu, I resolve never to tell people it's existed for 10,000 years and the pinnacle of weapons training!
     
  7. John R. Gambit

    John R. Gambit The 'Rona Wrangler

    As an exponent of ninjutsu, I resolve never to tell anyone to travel to Japan to find the true art.

    :ninja1:
     
  8. dormindo

    dormindo Active Member Supporter

    As an exponent of capoeira, I resolve to never be photographed in this ubiquitous pose: [​IMG]
     
  9. ned

    ned Valued Member

    As an exponent of wing chun i resolve to never end up fighting on the ground!:D
     
  10. Count Duckula

    Count Duckula Valued Member

    As an exponent of ninjutsu, I resolve never to be be seen 'ninjing' in public.
    As an exponent of traditional Japanese arts, I resolve never to speak bastardized Japanese.
     
  11. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    As an exponent of Wado Ryu, I resolve never to tell a boxer how to punch :D
     
  12. Infesticon #1

    Infesticon #1 Majesticon

    As an exponent of Ju Jutsu I resolve to never get cut.

    As an exponent of Tae Kwon Do I resolve to never be involved in a fight outside of the dojang.
     
  13. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    As an exponent of Shinkendo, I resolve not to lop of other people's body parts when they enrage me. :D
     
  14. Grass hopper

    Grass hopper Valued Member

    as an exponent of shorin ryu i esolve not to be a tappy point sparring karateka.
     
  15. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    As a practitioner of jujutsu I resolve never to make eye contact while grappling
     
  16. Travess

    Travess The Welsh MAPper Supporter

    As an exponent of Goju Ryu, I resolve to never forget that it if it wasn't for Daniel Larusso and Mr Miyagi, I'd still be walking the 'Sport Martial artist' Path...!

    Travess
     
  17. Wildlings

    Wildlings Baguette Jouster

    Now wash all car! Then wax. Wax on, wax off, Travess-san! :D
     
  18. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    As an exponent of Jujutsu, Iai, Kenjutsu, Jodo, Wing Chun and Eskrima I resolve never to take so many arts on again.


    :D
     
  19. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Can you imagine what a fool you'd look if you had a picture like that? :whistle:

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  20. OwlMAtt

    OwlMAtt Armed and Scrupulous

    As an exponent of aikido, I resolve never to claim that Steven Seagal is the secret of Anderson Silva's success.

    As an exponent of aikido, I resolve never, ever, ever, to tell anyone to use their ki.
     
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2013

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