The menu : ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2006 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guest speaker: Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
A helpline has been set up for all Arsenal Fans who are disappointed at the performance of their team this season. The Number is 0800 101010 let me repeat that, its 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing. Alternative number: 0800 212121.
Better ask a more recent winner like Rafa Benitez, from a club with an incredible history in the competition, rather than some bitter old has-been? Mitch
