Another "which...... are you?" thread.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Stan O'Kella, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Stan O'Kella

    Stan O'Kella Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

    DEC 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
    Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
    Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
    Jan 25 to Feb 03 - CypressTree
    Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
    Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
    Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
    Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
    Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
    Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
    Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
    Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
    Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
    Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
    May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
    May 15 to Ma y 24 - Chestnut Tree
    May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
    Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
    Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
    Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
    Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
    Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
    Jul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm Tree
    Jul 26 to Aug 04 - CypressTree
    Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
    Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
    Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
    Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping WillowTree
    Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
    Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
    Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
    Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
    Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
    Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
    Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
    Nov 22 to DEC 01 - Ash Tree
    DEC 02 to DEC 11 - Hornbeam Tree
    DEC 12 to DEC 21! - Fig Tree
    DEC 22 (only) - Beech Tree


    TREES (in alphabetical order)

    Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
    attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
    sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
    tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
    affectionate partner.

    Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulive,
    demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,>talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,>restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands ttention,
    needs love and much emotional support.

    Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
    materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
    leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
    companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

    Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
    unpretentious, modest, does not like any thing in excess, abhors the
    vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
    imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

    Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
    unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look
    down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
    impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
    healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
    decisions.

    Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
    well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
    diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
    worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely
    family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

    Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) !? strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
    life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
    optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
    affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,
    faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
    gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

    Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
    demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not
    to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
    noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

    Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
    loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
    wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
    sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and
    great intelligence.

    Fir Tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well.
    Loves
    anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them,
    hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and
    laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,
    unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

    Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, s nse of humor, very
    demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
    lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
    popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
    precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

    Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
    condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
    possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindnes
    and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual overs, is
    seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of
    its decisions, very conscientious.

    Lime Tree (Doubt) -- intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes
    out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
    hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
    but is actually soft and relenting always willing to make sacrifices for
    family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
    them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at
    times but extremely loyal.

    Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
    imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
    self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has any
    complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
    to impress.

    Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
    independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
    ground, person of action.

    Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
    balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
    well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, expressive, well-empathetic,
    free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

    Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
    harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
    poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
    strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
    soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

    Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
    self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
    pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
    artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
    reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

    Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
    egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
    complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
    passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

    Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
    often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
    spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
    partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
    jealous and passionate, no compromise.

    Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family
    life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
    anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic
    places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy
    to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition,
    suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves
    to make others laugh.



    I'm a chestnut tree and weird, some of its true. Nothing to do with making wide ranging generalisations at all.
     
  2. Darkclownxx

    Darkclownxx Valued Member

    pine tree some is true..
     
  3. Stan O'Kella

    Stan O'Kella Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

    Maybe I'm not barking up the wrong tree with this, there are probably some branches of society that believe this is true, if not then i may have to leave the thread to public opinion. Maybe I'm just some sap that believes this kind of stuff, or should i just shoot myself?
     
  4. Roual

    Roual Eternally curious...

    Hmm... shall we play spot the puns? :D

    I'm a weeping willow, and unfortinuately most of it seams true.
     
  5. thepunisher

    thepunisher Banned Banned

    I'm an apple tree (December 30.th)and reading it that can seriously be me. Its true concerning the shyness and I have been faithful to all my past gf's.

    Christian
     
  6. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    I'm a Walnut Tree, and it does actually ring true. How strange...!
     
  7. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    hornbeam(dec 8th), i guess it rings true
     
  8. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
    harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
    poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
    strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
    soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

    If you wondering why you guys think that the quotes ring true so well, maybe you should try picking another one of the tree's at random and reading it through. Although I did think at first that this seemed disturbingly accurate I realised after I read a couple more that they could just as easily apply.
     
  9. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Maple Tree (Independence of Mind)

    In other words....I got 1 brain cell.

    friggin fraggen...tree...
     
  10. Lennert

    Lennert Valued Member

    Ash tree, most of it isn't true by far. extremely atractive.. LOL!
     
  11. Jesh

    Jesh Dutch Side Of The Force

    Poplar...

     
  12. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Likewise
     
  13. Jesh

    Jesh Dutch Side Of The Force

    Hmmm, how do a moose and pie combine ??? :D
     
  14. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Very nicely if it involves the moose eating the pie! mmmmmmmmm pie!
     
  15. fugepilot

    fugepilot New Member

    Strap me to a (PINE) tree and call me Brenda. :D
     
  16. I'll let you decide if I'm normal :p

    Kinda

    Not really

    Yes

    Yeah.

    Yeah.

    I think that kinda fits

    No

    Pretty correct. Especially the last one lol.
     
  17. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    hmmm.... :cool:
     
  18. reikislapper

    reikislapper see you on the flypaper

     
  19. firesprite

    firesprite Irate Pirate

    Hrmmm....
    Well.. at least the bit about liking pressies is correct ;)
     
  20. Bellator Manus

    Bellator Manus Warrior of the Hand

    As with most things like this, some fit me and some don't.
     

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