A wise man once said.....

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  1. Sam

    Sam Absent-ish member

    ....."I dunno, ask a woman"

    *giggle*
     
  2. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    /pwn
    which proves he had no answers, therefore wasn't wise, and his advise was untrue
    /pwn
     
  3. Panzerhaust

    Panzerhaust Banned Banned

    but if you look at classical philosophy one of the most valued philosophers is Socrates, a man who disavowed he knew anything.
     
  4. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    Someone had asked him "what is it like to talk and gigle all the time and be WRONG most of the time,"


    regards koyo

    "chuckle"
     
  5. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    The question was "How do I get my sandwich made?"
     
  6. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    Or possibly "How can I learn to talk for 45 minutes without needing to take a breath?"
     
  7. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    This explains why my dad thought he was wise when he always answered all my questions with 'ask your mother'.
     
  8. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Let the women deal with the menial tasks and leave the men to concentrate on important things like running the World. We've done a great job so far, don't you think?:rolleyes:
     
  9. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    That is why God, another wise man, invented giggling. So they had to stop for a breath now and then.
    And knitting to give their brain something to do while they were talking.


    regards koyo
     
  10. TheAxeman

    TheAxeman Valued Member

    Confucius say when you have your head up your rear you see a lot of interesting fecal matter
     
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  11. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    What is a woman's favourite wine?

    I want to go to the shops, you never help around here, you left the toilet seat up etc.

    Explanation for the girls (favourite wine (whine).

    Oh dear, now I am in trouble.
     
  12. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    You are all sexist pigs !!!!

    Me ......I am a sexy beast ...but anyway !!


    Smurf
     
  13. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    i'm not a sexist pig, i'm a capitalist pig

    i fell ill, and i both nearly killed the world, AND collapsed the economy
     
  14. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    xxx
     

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  15. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Alansmurf

    Go sit at the back of the class.
     
  16. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    I am already there !!!!!!


    Happy Christmas everyone ..

    Smurf
     

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