A real Master

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by GSHAMBROOKE, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. GSHAMBROOKE

    GSHAMBROOKE Thats Tarm Sarm

  2. frownland

    frownland 【ツ】

    Senior ranks in 56 arts? Must be fair dinkum.
     
  3. GSHAMBROOKE

    GSHAMBROOKE Thats Tarm Sarm

    You doubt? oh ye of little faith, surely ye jest.
     
  4. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    One of the worst examples of rank inflation I've ever seen, good spot!
     
  5. Heraclius

    Heraclius BASILEVS Supporter

    Of course, we're all intimately familiar with the dan ranking system in MMA :p. Although I've never heard of Mexed martial arts. Mexican MMA?
     
  6. Southpaw535

    Southpaw535 Well-Known Member Moderator Supporter

    To be fair, gaidojutsu has a ranking system. Steve Irwin was a dan in it I believe.
     
  7. Happy Feet Cotton Tail

    Happy Feet Cotton Tail Valued Member

    From his website:

    "His Father in the 1939 was training and practicing with the late Military Martial Arts and Sword Master PORCEDDU who was also the personal Instructor of the Duce Benito Mussolini Sons."

    Is that really a lineage one would wish to brag about?
     
  8. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    I had no idea you could get a 10th dan in Self Defense. And did I see 10th dan Dim Mak in there?

    My...head...

    [​IMG]

    Wow. He's even almost got a Ming the Merciless facial hair thing going on. That must make him legit.
     
  9. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

  10. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUlMcjIyGaM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUlMcjIyGaM[/ame]

    03:50 for the man himself in...*ahem*..."action"
     
  11. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Ironically, although clearly of the "How do armbar?" variety, they do actually have some level of non-resistant training.....unfortunately it just looks like really, really crappy ******* lovechild of point fighting and MMA

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXbgGBhN24"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXbgGBhN24[/ame]
     
  12. robin101

    robin101 Working the always shift.

    HAHAHAHA im still laughing at

    "10Th Dan – Ju-Hitsu .AJJIF."

    What in gods name is "Ju-hitsu" its like "punch fu" , or "smackrate"?

    Also one of his qualifications is just

    "Chi Sao – Wing Chun Institute."

    Isnt chi Sao the sticky hands exersize they do?
     
  13. El Medico

    El Medico Valued Member

    My favorite was the designation-Mook Yan Jong.

    Does this mean he has designation as a wooden dummy?
     
  14. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    I'm still giggling at the 10th dan Goju Ryu claim, then much later a 9th dan Karate-Do (no style or anything fixed to it) claim.

    Not sure how I missed the "Mook Yang Jong" bit though. Must be one of those "can't see Tigger 'cos Pooh's in the way" moments :p

    Oh, oh yeah, he's a master of Krav Maga too. Totally legit.
     
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  15. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    I posted this on The Underground and they're having a field day with it.
     
  16. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Don't see 10th Dan Boxing anywhere. I'm a bit disappointed. :(
     
  17. ned

    ned Valued Member

    Meh ,he ain't got no 15th dan in ninjutso neither :rolleyes:
     
  18. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Do you think he's got a deadly joody chop?
     
  19. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    He had a 10th dan ju-Boxing full contact certificate in there, if that counts, 9 down from the top :p
     
  20. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    Also, did anyone else see that he's a president of the United Nations medicine association - oriental medicine?

    ...So, anyone else thinking this guy could do with being reported to somebody?!
     

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