A Lepper walks into a bar

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  1. MajesticB

    MajesticB New Member

    So a Lepper walks into a bar...

    He says "OUCH!".

    lol, just kidding, that was my little lame pre-joke joke.

    Here we go...

    A Lepper walks into a bar. He sits down at a stool next to a guy eating some chips. Then the bartender comes over, and the Lepper says:

    "If I gross anyone out, please let me know so I can leave"

    Bartender says: "No, it's alright you can stay, what can I get for you?"

    Lepper says: "How about some ginger ale?"

    So the bartender walks off, and upon returning, the bartender shouts:

    "EW! GROSS!"

    The Lepper says: "I told you, if I gross you out I'll leave, so since it appears I am doing just that, I'm going to go now."

    Bartender says "No no, it's not you, you can stay."

    Lepper is confused, perhaps the bartender was being nice? Regardless, the Lepper decides to stay.

    Bartender says: "So what else can I get for you?"

    Lepper says: "How about turning the game up?"

    Bartender goes to turn up the "game" that was on, and upon returning, the bartender turns green and starts to gag after looking at the lepper.

    Lepper says: "You know what? I know I am grossing you out, so I'm leaving"

    Bartender says: "No no no, I told you, it's not you. You can stay. What else can I get for you?"

    The lepper was very confused now. How could the bartender keep denying that he wasn't grossed out at the lepper's hideousness?

    Lepper says: "I guess I'll take a refill on my giner ale"

    Bartender walks off, comes back, and as soon as he returns, the bartender looks at the lepper and pukes all over the floor.

    The lepper is now angry at the scene the bartender created and begins to scold the bartender.

    "I told you I would leave if i grossed you or anybody out, as it appears I have done this to you, I will leave, and you will not be receiving any money from me!"

    Bartender says: "No, for the last time it's not you! The guy next to you keeps dipping his chips in your arm."
  2. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker New Member

    Oh, man, I was eating my meal when I read this. Not funny. :eek:
  3. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    dude...nasty. funny, but nasty.
  4. Another Muay Thai Guy

    Another Muay Thai Guy Valued member

    That made me feel ill and I'm not even eating. :eek:
  5. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    MMMmmmmmmmm Chips and Dip! :DBest joke I've read during lunch in a long time.
  6. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    made my girlfriend sick and then laugh and the back to sick. :D

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