So last night im just getting ready to leave work ( im a projectionist at a cinema ) and powering down all the equipment and turning the lights off and all of a sudden i hear some foot steps behind me so i spin round and i see nothing , so now i think im going mad , just when i switch the final lights out i hear someone shout arghhhhhhhhhhh and grab me by the neck so i spin round and i punch out and feel it connect with something anyway i hear this guy and he says it was only a joke and runs out of the booth ! So i go down stands and tell the duty manager what happend and he says this CHAV is allways pulling prank on the all the staff , and he shook my hand and we had a good laugh , anyway i saw this joker this morning and he has a nice lil bump above he eyebrow ! GUESS WHAT HE IS NOT TALKING TO ME ANYMORE HA HA HA i not proud but i do see the funny side.
Why are you not proud? Sure, hitting another human being is nothing to be proud of. But chavs are not human!
I wasnt scared but it is that dark when all the lights go out you can barely see your hand in front of your !
Below is a link to some explainations of what a chav is: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
A person or persons unknown attacked you from behind in the dark. You defended yourself. The idiot put himself in danger by assaulting you. Game. Set. Match.
It's funny because ive been training for a few years and never had to use , except for twice in the last month or so ! things come in 3's so im kinda ready for the next !
Cheers Mr Gee but the novelty does where off, still beats selling popcorn tho , and the pays better !
Lmao, I had a mate who thought it would be great to scare his father while he was working on the pump. He got smacked out with a pipe wrench.
