Holy friggen wow! All jokes aside and if this is legit, this kid is probably having a pretty awesome time with his imagination! Skip to the bottom for the paper! http://www.businessinsider.com/bct-drill-sergeant-us-army-lord-of-the-rings-letter-really-private-2013-2
I wish! If my imagination were working like this in bootcamp I would of had a blast. The "warrior week" (or some crap like that) where you're pretty much treated like super crap and have to crawl around for hours in sand that was so hot under the South Carolina sun would have been burned without full clothing would be "assaulting Mordor" and the Drill Instructors would have been the Eye of Sauron. Unfortunately, for me it was just a bunch of suck.