A drunk walks into your MA school...

i would politely ask him to leave and not return, simply because that would be super disrespectful. dont need those kinda people around.

 

whaaa???

i would politely ask him to leave and not return, simply because that would be super disrespectful. dont need those kinda people around. what made ya think of that one, ha.?

 

Heck, id make sure someone can always keep an eye on him, but let him have his free sit-in and then not worry too much, obviously kick him out if he causes a ruckus of course. Shoto: im in the same boat as you, i don't touch any of the three (drugs, liquor, tobacco) and don't intend to, I may -eventaully- have wine at certain events, like a wedding or something, but thats entirely beside the point. I agree with Jang, stick to it, if that's how you feel, it'll be tough though (had "friends" and my gf give up on me because of that)

back to the matter at hand: I think it would be rather funny to see a drunk come into class, at the very least amusing to begin with.

 

Hey guys! Here's one of the eight drunk gods!

I'd study his movement closely and create a style
based on that... yeah , that would be great...

...oh, wait, we are already learning that...

Then we'd have to kill the guy because he's seen too much
of my super secret deadly style...

..oh, it's true, I'm no super-ninja....


I'd ask him what is the sound of one hand then

 

At my dojo you have to pay 60p before even getting into the building, so if a drunk does that then he must be pretty determined, and worthy of a look in.

 

I would ask if he would like to lie down and rest for a while, I could make him some tea or possibly he could do some chi gung. If he's not interested he's free to leave or stay, but I doubt he'd really cause any problem.
If he attacks any students they should be able to deal with him, and if not and he's just loud and annoying, well that's good practice, we should all be able to train with distraction all around.

Incidently, a few years ago I was on a weekend Ju Jitsu course and the cookers in our accomodation had broken so we went to a takeaway sandwich bar up the road. You've never seen staff look so scared! About twenty guys all kitted out, with 5 dans walking in front! They never expected us to ask for a tray of ham and egg! Hahaha!

 

My guess would be that if a drunk wandered into our class then I would stand and watch whilst sensei dealt with it.

Quite simple really - sometimes there's an upside to only being 3rd Kyu :lol:.

I would imagine tho' that a drunk might decide he'd wandered into the wrong place when he sees a number of blokes in black, pleated, 'skirts' waving swords about .

 

ID KILL HIM!

Or maybe just laugh alittle, and watch the instructor ask him to leave, if he was causing an interruption, and then if he started something, watch him pathetically get slapped into the ground. Drunk people are so goofy when they fight.

 

I m sure he would stumble down the staircase.... even some of the students have problems going down these tight ones

 

If he wandered in and tried to start a fight with my sensei good luck to him LOL

 

He'd be asked to leave and escorted from the kwoon, either on his own or with the help of the local constabulary.

Of course it helps that we have a couple of police officers as students, plus a soon-to-be FBI agent...

 

Just let the guy out... if he starts something on he other hand, then you'd have to remove him by force or call the police. Your choice...

 

he would be beaten, have his head shaved and tattooed then thrown into traffic.same as all new students

 

There would be a serious problem

Well, if a drunk guy stepped into my dojo, the obvious thing to do is talk him out of there, just be nice and try to avoid making him angry or he'll become a major pain in the butt.

But then, I know my sensei is not that patient, he's very respectful with other people and he expects the same respect for himself, so if a drunk guy gets inside the dojo, he'll quickly walk towards him and ask him to get out, but with a serious face and a high tone, so if the drunk man gets angry and tries something, which is not very unlikely... well, you know how it would go, hehe.

 

Go to the pub and have a drink with him.

 

i would be like, hey your at clemson and your drunk, that seems pretty normal to me. we are all binge drinkers here at clemson.

 

When I used to take Tae Kwon Do, our studio was in a bad part of town. One night, some drunk toothless homeless guy walked in and said "I wanna kick somebody!" (add drunken slurred effect). The instructor yelled at him to leave, then the master (an 80+ year old taekwondo/hapkido guy) chased him off with a hapkido cane.

It was rather funny.

 

invite him to try class in one case.

in the other case he said he was a boxer, when he took a swing t me i just blocked and kept blocking untill he got bored and left.

 

show him the door and if he doesn't leave, introduce him to my instructor lol

 

lol, i would have loved to have been there lmao