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  1. JKD_forever

    JKD_forever DEADLIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JOKE No. 1) (aka best joke ever)

    Q) What did one casket say to the other?

    **


    A) Is that you coffin

    :rofl:

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    JOKE No. 2)

    Ever wished you could immediately
    take the words back...or that you could crawl into
    a hole? Here
    are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

    1ST TESTIMONY:
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    2ND TESTIMONY:

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    3RD TESTIMONY:

    My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
    store that
    sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were
    looking at the
    display case, the boy behind the counter asked if
    we needed any
    help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
    nuts." My sister
    started to laugh hysterically, The boy grinned, and
    I turned
    beet-red and walked away. To this day, my Sister
    has never let
    me forget.



    4TH TESTIMONY:

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    5TH TESTIMONY:

    Have you ever asked your child a question too many
    times? My
    three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
    training and
    I was on him constantly.One day we stopped at Taco
    Bell for a
    quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy,
    with a full
    dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled
    something funny,
    so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter,
    and she was
    clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to
    go potty in
    a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he
    said "No". I
    kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an
    accident, and I
    don't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
    "Danny, are you
    SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
    replied. I just
    KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
    smell was
    getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time,
    "Danny, did you
    have an accident?" This time he jumped up,yanked
    down his pants,
    bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE
    MOM, IT'S JUST
    FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on
    their tacos
    laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat
    down. An old
    couple made me feel better by thanking me for the
    best laugh
    they'd ever had!

    LAST TESTIMONY:

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    There you go my contribution for 2day! LOl

    And for the end, as seen on another thread:


    Hit ctrl-V so we can all see what the last thing you copied and pasted was

    :p :love:
     
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  2. JTiedes

    JTiedes Wielder of the Wiffle.

  3. GeeniusAtWurk

    GeeniusAtWurk Valued Member

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