101 reasons mma sucks

40. They don't practice chi manuevering

 

touche!

 

LOL!

Uh oh... he's about to bust a chi manuever.

 

41. They slouch alot
42. They wear such ugly boxers
43. They have no cool flashy Gi which would make fights look 100 times better
44. They mount their asses on your face
45. The majority hopelessly inaccurate with their punches (I've seen one too many smack the floor coz they can't hit a guys head when he's laying RIGHT THERE!)

 

46. It's not aired on Australian free to air TV.

47. Not enough head-butting.

 

48. It's brought 10's of thousand of total meatheadmorons into martial arts.
49. It's created rolemodels out of people who just study a "little bit" of several arts.
50. Tito Ortiz
51. The Gracies
52. It's made me wish Iw as Bas Rutten
53. Not enough FMA
54. John McCarthy has gone soft, calling fights long before they should be over
55. No kicking or kneeing to the head of a downed opponent (in UFC)
56. Shown Too Late at night

 

57. The ring girls don't get nekkid.

 

Dude you need to copyright that idea now! Ultimate Drunk Fighting Contest! It's the way forward for sports fighting entertainment!

 

58. "MMA" sounds kind of weird when pronounced quickly.
59. Lay and Pray.
60. Breaks every five or so minutes for both guys to get greased up.
61. Rickson by armbar.

 

62. it's really, really boring to watch.

 

63. When you watch it with your freinds who don't do MA and they think they know more about it then you do, and make stupid comments. that makes me sooo mad.

 

64. I've never watched an MMA fight before but it looks like its going down the road of WWF

 

65. It's too realistic.

 

66. Not enough enlightenment

 

67. theres no grenades
68. no suicide pills
69. no lance armstrong in bunny suit with chainsaw

 

Huh? When they are learning TMAs in their MMA?

 

When they're getting a beatdown.

 

Sorry, I do not get you. But there are TMAs in MMA.

I like MMA too.

 

I was being humourous. Don't worry about it.

I am aware of the existence of TMAs in MMA. They are called BJJ and Muay Thai!

 

70. there arn't enough asians with white beards and canes. Kill Bill anyone?
71. grappling is effective but gets so boring I would rather watch some super crazy ultra mega wushu people jumping around ^^
72. UFC sounds like an organisation for old people.