Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
It looks like the cows have come home to roost - Frank Drebbin.
I read that as 'ham sandwich' :D
That's another feather in your bow/string in your cap.
Red sky at night... barn on fire.
Fish Of Doom is one of those stains. Only shorter.
Back on the singles pile... depressing.
finite monkey is JRG, who is Tom Cruise. However, Tom Cruise is me. I believe this many user accounts is against the ToS...
Taiji Lou promised to pay for the McDonalds. But they wouldn't accept Monopoly money.
Oddsbodskins loves to double post. So much so that he's still laughing maniacally about it, some 11 hours later.
Never stroke a burning dog.
Tout invented the letter g.
finite monkey hates capitalisation.
Killing with a firearm is almost remote. You can do it from further away, with no struggle. It takes significantly more effort to kill without...
Quoting this to point out the relevance; so the following isn't aimed at the poster... I have been racially abused twice in my life. 1 - In...
Personally, I think the Royal Family should be pared down a little. I'm fine with us having a Queen/King and various...
Celibate Rifles are forbidden from doing the no pants dance, which is handy as Rifles neither have genetalia or wear pants to remove, removal of...
Wimminz. Confusing beasts, the lot of you!
Track - a handy shelf for storing tea
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