Holy sheep dip, batman! Never used one, but gonna make training videos? Eff, me! :rolleyes:
It will suck because it's a remake. Guess the Hollywood geniuses are all out of ideas or they realize they can't top the classics so they'll...
A remake with Will Smith Jr and Jackie Chan? :confused: :eek: That should be a castastrophy that will make the Hindenburg disaster look like a...
Merry Christmas to all... Except Moi, may a reindeer poop on your windscreen. :cool:
Worst case scenario you have a hematoma which could be very serious, a CT scan will show that. They'll probably do some cognitive testing (asking...
Chuck Norris, for the win.
Happy Birthday! I'll catch up with you in about 4 months :running:
I think your good as long as you don't violate Law 34 Hit the Ball Twice. :cool:
Get one of those electronic air freshners that sprays a scent every few minutes, hang it in their room and replace the scent cartridge with...
INTP - I'm a closet psychology geek. I'm a fan of Carl Jung's work and the MBTI is an extrapolation on his work. :love: Right now I'm...
Have some fun with it. Walk down the street and punch random people while yelling "Merry Christmas!". Add plastic dog crap to nativity...
It's the only time of year an old, fat guy can invade your privacy and break into your house without cause for alarm. :confused:
Hail Satan! :evil:
1) A steady diet of garlic, onions, cabbage, baked beans and hard boiled eggs. 2) Stop bathing 3) Hang around the house wearing only a...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! :happy: From the movie Grandma's Boy: "Mon-key, sucker punch"
I can assure you you're not the first soldier to have this issue. Luckily you weren't married. Most guys get the divorce notice mid-tour (along...
On Killing... By Lt. Col. Dave Grossman A very enlightning read on human nature and the changes that occur through training and war. I don't...
Mr Miyagi say "Tae Kwon Do, do or Tae Kwon Do, no do, but turn Tae Kwon Do into dance craze, get butt kicked, very bad." :hat:
Choi Hong Hi, must be spinning like a top. :rolleyes:
Push forward with a teep or sidekick, if this fails follow by pulling your leg and yourself towards them. By this time they are probably trying to...
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