I'm Back!!!! One day, a man was sitting on a bench one day when a blonde woman sat next to him. The thing is, her face was burned on both sides....
Good luck bro. Show them that we can be as good as them. :D
I been there. Two really huge guys that use to come to our school. They were good but really disrespectful to my master, me and my cousin. They...
I said yes. I'm an instuctor at my school and i am 18. I started when i was 17. In the beginning, my master wanted to keep my age a secret,...
Non-MA - I broke my right arm three time. 1st time i dont remeber(Maybe head injury) 2nd was falling down the stairs and 3rd was imitating...
Go, go, go, go Go, go, go Yoda It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you...
Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a...
Bring you guys high-quality jokes Its good to be back. Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor...
Found this one A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks...
The one, the only, Carlos Mencia.
Yes, i finally became a black belt. After pushing myself to the limits :bang: , i did it.
A man was sitting at the bar and the bartender couldn't help looking at him. Everytime the man took a drink, he looked down to see a picture. The...
I perfer Eminem- 'Till I collaspe, System of a down - Chop Suey, or Papa Roch - Obessions, to name a few. i have a lot more.
Thanks for the extra pressure. How am i suppose to relax now. Dont worry, I will try my best.
I got a tournament on June 6 and these tips can help me out. Thanks KC. :D
Don't need it, don't want it, never going to.
The most dumbest joke ever, but it works A man walks into a bar...
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie...
Today's song: Korn - Falling away from me Disturbed - Voices
My new fight song: System of a Down - Chop Suey
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