A blonde walkes into a library and up to the front desk. "Can I help you?" the librarian asks. Taking out her wallet and looking around a bit,...
Hey...what happened to the "This or That" thread? I haven't seen it in a while - I mean, is it okay to start a new one, mods? :Aegis: I liked...
I'm flying on Wednesday...which reminds me... Why is it that the last word you see before you get on the airplane is "Terminal"??? If that...
Just a thought...Do you guys think that even if everyone on board died, that the pilot still deserves praise??? I think so! Everyone is...
Refreshed
No sugar? Do I detect a bitter personality streak as well??? :eek:
Yeah, I guess the remainder would be the 6th element of 'Nothingness'! :hat:
This one is 100% true: At the bank that I use, the pens are chained to the desk, but the vault door is left wide open! Seriously! I wonder...
Why do people speak louder when talking to a foreigner? Why is there Braille at the drive-up ATM machine? Why do medicines have side-affects...
Yo momma so fat, to get her thru the door, you gotta grease the door frames & hold a Twinkie on the other side. Yo momma so stupid, she checks...
Never mind, never mind - I got it! :hat:
I took apart my Dell Latitude D610 LCD screen (14.1 inch), and don't know what way to put in the three thin optical layers (as I was taking it...
I like to sit down in a quiet place with a hot cup of jasmine green tea. :hat: Or do a kata, listen to soft & quiet music, or take a nap. :star:
Bright Idea :cool:
I am mostly Water ㈬ with a lot of Earth ㈯ too. I need to be more Fire ㈫ in that I need to be more fun, lol. :)
What's your ELEMENT? http://www.lotusinstitute.com/5ElementsQuiz.html You can take a personality element test at this site, or you may...
I'm leaving this morning for a week-long mission trip in South America. We'll be helping with a medical team, working around the compound, and...
Ju Jitsu!!! :p
:D I get that too. They all go "...WOW..." and look at you like your some kind of superhuman or something. I'm like "What? Don't you guys do...
Lol, whichever you like. No-fat/sugar diet = no flavor diet :mad:! I gotta lose weight because the fatter one is, the harder one falls :eek:! :D
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