A blonde walkes into a library and up to the front desk. "Can I help you?" the librarian asks. Taking out her wallet and looking around a bit,...
Hey...what happened to the "This or That" thread? I haven't seen it in a while - I mean, is it okay to start a new one, mods? :Aegis: I liked...
I'm flying on Wednesday...which reminds me... Why is it that the last word you see before you get on the airplane is "Terminal"??? If that...
Just a thought...Do you guys think that even if everyone on board died, that the pilot still deserves praise??? I think so! Everyone is...
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No sugar? Do I detect a bitter personality streak as well??? :eek:
Yeah, I guess the remainder would be the 6th element of 'Nothingness'! :hat:
This one is 100% true: At the bank that I use, the pens are chained to the desk, but the vault door is left wide open! Seriously! I wonder...
Why do people speak louder when talking to a foreigner? Why is there Braille at the drive-up ATM machine? Why do medicines have side-affects...
Yo momma so fat, to get her thru the door, you gotta grease the door frames & hold a Twinkie on the other side. Yo momma so stupid, she checks...
Never mind, never mind - I got it! :hat:
I took apart my Dell Latitude D610 LCD screen (14.1 inch), and don't know what way to put in the three thin optical layers (as I was taking it...
I like to sit down in a quiet place with a hot cup of jasmine green tea. :hat: Or do a kata, listen to soft & quiet music, or take a nap. :star:
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