Congrats, listy! You're getting there ;)
Congratulations, babe! Stock up on gherkins and coal ;)
Better late than never...
Happy birthday, big, naked babe!
Knowing you that'll be real buttons that you've had sewn on ;)
I'm a mother, the only time I ever get to pee in peace is during school hours!
My son dropped his mp3 player down the loo once. It still worked...
My choice isn't in the poll but I subscribe to the 'cleavage or legs' rule. Both together looks tacky and, to a certain extent, I spose I do judge...
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