Membership card - amusing seaside postcard featuring the above. Disappear - Jamaican tour guide in Blackpool. Tears - t'things on t'side of a Yorkshireman's head. Twine - what t'southerners drink instead of t'bitter.
Flagrant- Punish Grant Herbal- And she's no playing Wardrobe- Battle clothing Speaker- Tell her how you feel Cup- But can't C down
Fungus = Woeful Pete's nemesis. Thesaurus = Appropriate exclamation when pursued by an unidentified dinosaur. Asperger's = McDonald's unsuccessful rival fast food chain. Geology = The science of informal emphasis. Porn = A vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet. Internet porn = A web entangling the vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet. Thespian = A televised sports network with a lisp. Hemorrhoids = informally identifying a steroid abuser.
Twig - Yorkshire hairpiece. Trifle - Yorkshire weapon. Retail - Yorkshire bitter. Twang - What PASmith used to woo Mrs Smith. (Sorry).:evil:
bit late to the party but... wing chun - german crane operator chi sao - painful cheddar er,thats it! :hat:
Trap - what Yorkshire hip-hop stars do on t'records. Tower - 60 of t'minutes Spam - Exclamation on seeing Pam Carpark - built by Noah, especially for fish
