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  1. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    What in the name of Boneparte's bouncies is a butter jar?

    I know I'm a Northern lad and unused to the decadent ways of the southerners, but a butter jar?

    I'm off to walk t'wippet...

    Mitch
     
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  2. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

  3. VoidKarateka

    VoidKarateka Valued Member

    I'd also like to know where I can buy a jar for butter. I'm a Black Country bloke, we just go straight from the tub round here.
     
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  4. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

  5. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    I Can't Believe It's Not Butter isn't butter. The clue is in the name! :p

    Butter comes in that foil paper stuff!
    Ah, so it's one of your Viking fetish things... I note from that search that only Scandinavians call it a butter jar. To us Angles and Saxons it's a dish.
     
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  6. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award



    Hannibal is actually.....

    The crazy Russian hacker!!!!!

    Trump must owe you millions!
     
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  7. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    I really am lazy, I guess.
    If I'd want butter in a jar, I'd take a spoon, scrap it out of the foil in put it in a jar.

    Tadaa, butter in a jar.

    :oops:
     
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  8. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    All one can hope is that you are at least using a butter knife.
     
  9. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    Read properly, please.
    I'd use a spoon.
    With any luck I at least wouldn't let my cats lick it clean in between.
     
  10. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I have fainted.
     
  11. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Okay you lot of heathens, here is a guide for you.

    Obviously I don't expect you to get it right first time, but with a little practice you do stand a chance of becoming civilised.



    As for Hannibal and his Viking ways...

    Well let's just watch him in the kitchen. :eek:

     
  12. axelb

    axelb Master of Office Chair Fu

    hahaha!!! @Simon that last video had me in stitches - I will only make carrot cake that way from now on.
     
  13. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    Whats a butter knife? I had somone link em to some plastic thing with no edge. I call those eating knives you get with the half serrations butter knives.
     
  14. axelb

    axelb Master of Office Chair Fu

  15. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    I will reword, what do you lot define as a butter knife. XD
     
  16. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Hannibal is now only a few thanks from heading the leader board.

    I'll have to change his tag line from Angriest MAP resident to something like nice helpful chap.
     
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  17. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    And he's now in pole position!

    (insert innuendo here)
     
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  18. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    The THANKFULLONE
     
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  19. StooXex

    StooXex Valued Member

    Hannibal the Helpful.
     
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  20. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Don't encourage him.

    It's alright for you lot, as you only have to deal with him here.
     
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