Karate/Kung Fu/Ninja/Jutie-chop Master

I learned all that I know from this man:

And here is his training video:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcplFIlvNI"]YouTube - Redneck Ninja[/ame]




And here is he be in action:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_HdYQooc4&feature=related"]YouTube - KungFu Hillbilly[/ame]

 

Wow that was Brilliant!!

Looks like he was even winning by the end.

 

'DON'T GO NINJING NOBODY WHO DON'T NEED NINJIN'

Legend. I am laughing so hard at the moment.

Ninja chop! Well, sometimes it won't always work!

And the bit about if you do a judo chop and a kung fu kick together you could lose your leg....

 

hahahahaha .....

My fav part is when hes talkin about seein a nother feller in da trailer park...

Reglar can of baccer u say? No says I.....

 

Nunchuckau = SKIPPING ROPE.

 

This one made me laugh more than the original!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ysykNGmKE&feature=related"]YouTube - HILLBILLY NINJA - ORIGINAL VIDEO[/ame]

 

Lmao!! Those are just pure quality! I can't remember laughing so much in a long time. Awesome! "Don't go tryin' this on your family, or your kids or dogs!".... or "If he comes out here wit all dat, I'ma gonna kungfu him, you just tell all these a big guys to stay off the stage and let me do my thing".... lol Priceless!

 

jerry springer is the antichrist.

 

Jerry Springer just helps bring the crazies out in the open. He is doing a public service to us all. Without him, we would think that this world is almost sane.

 

but its all fake...

 

.... No its not.

All real people in real situations.

As sad as that is.

They might poke and prod and give them things to say and do... but those arent actors

 

True enough, but what's also true is that they're sometimes paid to fight...

 

.... Its "guided realism"

How about that?

 

What gets me is that the ninjer is so good he has fooled you into thinking that he is a fool when all you have to do is look into his eyes to see the deadly killer lurcking there.

Be carefull with your remarks or you might get ninjered.


regards koyo

 

haha....

The more I watch it the more I think (maybe its hope???) that this guy is just a really good actor.

 

Jerry Springer should be charged with inciting violence.

Lets get the lowest ebbs of society on TV, and get them to fight and show the rest of the country how dumb and stupid they are.

He should be ashamed of himself, and so should the jerks who find fun in it.

 

I tend to agree to be honest. Although I think Jeremy Kyle is worse.

 

the hillbilly has really long fore arms

 

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. I love it.
Freakin ninjas in bright red capes. What the hell.

But wait a challenger appears.....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhxUJMrHxg&feature=related"]YouTube[/ame]

 

Did the Kung-fu hillbilly pull guard in that fight on stage? lol

Its a fact Jerry Springer pays people to get on TV and act stupid when he can't find enough naturally stupid people.