Cautionary tales of "normal" martial arts behaviour.

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Tom bayley, Sep 3, 2017.

  1. ned

    ned Valued Member

    Yeh,I've done that - the closed first and open palm greeting !
     
  2. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    When you only started doing it after you saw at somewhere it's not really a natural thing you did, but something you copied, wouldn't it?
     
  3. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    i didnt start because of it though. I dont really take much notice in my behaviour its not soemthing i examine or remember. XD

    Dont know what the plan is if anything happens and i am in a corner near the entrance/exit, might have to hulk up and go through the problem. :p
     
  4. axelb

    axelb Master of Office Chair Fu

    :D hahah! I've done this also when I was doing my degree I bowed out of class a few times by habit.
     
  5. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    You have been converted to the ways of Japanese customs. XP
     
  6. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Indian or Thai really...Japanese have hands by the sides usually :)
     
  7. Ben Gash CLF

    Ben Gash CLF Valued Member

    My wife said to me "Ben, you take your martial arts too seriously"
    I said to her "Did you bow when you came in?"
     
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  8. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Went to a seminar on the weekend (sport specific stretching and warm up/cooldown and first aid). When I got there I didn't know whether to bow at the entrance to the hall or not. Wasn't sure it was strictly a dojang but there were higher grades present. End up twitching in the doorway like a computer game AI character that couldn't route-find before sort of half bowing and stumbling through.
     
  9. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    Lets comprimise and say Tibeten just so we can rant about the flaws in the Chinese government. :p
     
  10. Dan93

    Dan93 Valued Member

    Apart from the usual bowing reflex at work occasionally going into meetings, my son knows he is in trouble when I start counting in Japanese like I am doing Karate line work when he is not listening. never have to get to Jyu....
     
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  11. Archibald

    Archibald A little koala

    When I was doing JJJ I had the bow twitch really bad. Football pitches in particular always triggered it.

    My wife has also banned me from doing underhooks whenever we hug. Trouble is i can't remember what a normally hug is - when I try it I just feel like I'm "doing it wrong"
     
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  12. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Always go for double underhooks. (Over/Under with the Wife....just to be safe)
     
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  13. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Significant other wants to cuddle in bed to drift off to sleep...


    ....half guard instantly
     
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  14. Archibald

    Archibald A little koala

    I'm partial to a harai goshi set up due to her height relative to me and the way she hugs. It's like she wants me to throw her.

    We started jive dancing classes last night and the gripping (hand holding?) method is remarkably close to grip fighting with gi.

    .....or was that just me?
     
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  15. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Mrs: Can you help put my shoes on?
    Shroom: <resists changing levels for a ankle pick>
     
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  16. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Dog playfighting with me - secured anaconda and set up for a suplex whilst providing WWE commentary

    ....got shouted at by missus for being a "nutjob" and told to put the dog down
     
  17. Knee Rider

    Knee Rider Valued Member Supporter

    All these posts are making me feel incredibly well adjusted and socially acceptable! Keep 'em coming!
     
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  18. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    And you want me to come and stay. Eek.
     
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  19. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    I am hoping we can form a tag team on the dog and the chihuahua (who is not a dog but some bizarre serial killer and ferret hybrid)
     
  20. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    It's a bit exaggerated to kill the poor animal, only because he would have won in the end, isn't it?
     
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