Bruce Lee jokes!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by WindyPhilosoph, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. WindyPhilosoph

    WindyPhilosoph WHOOSH!!! ...that is all.

    Bruce Lee was the only man to shave with Nunchucks. Have you ever seen any beard stubble or anything on Bruce's face? No.

    Bruce Lee once delivered a punch so fast, the following hole in space and time created Tony Jaa.

    Bruce Lee's weapon of choice is not the Nunchuck, staff, or any form of eastern weaponry at all. He uses volcanoes as throwing weapons.

    A man once saw Bruce Lee demonstrating his amazing martial prowess, and was so amazed he gave him a hug. He was instantly, and completely dissolved by the sweat. Bruce revived him by punching him in the chest. Other than the side effect of developing strange cravings for hot steaming bowls of challenge, he was fine in the end.

    Help me think of more. This is all I've got so far. It's hard to make them distinct from Chuck Norris jokes. Help please?
     
  2. CLKXX

    CLKXX New Member

    Chuck Norris eats Champions for Breakfast.

    And these jokes.
     
  3. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    what's bruce lee's favourite drink?

    WATAAAAA!!!
     
  4. Martial novice

    Martial novice Valued Member

    what's Bruce lee's favourite supplement?
    Whey of the dragon

    quite pleased with myself for that!

    Of course someone will now point out that actually Bruce believed in the...way of no whey
     
  5. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Yes

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  6. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    Shoulda kept the goatee, he looks freaking badass.

    What did Bruce get for his birthday? ATAI!
     
  7. Zinowor

    Zinowor Moved on

    Zinowor, a reminder of the TOS.

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  8. Zinowor

    Zinowor Moved on

    Let's leave the drug references alone please.
     
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  9. Rebel Wado

    Rebel Wado Valued Member

    Bruce Lee was a very honorable person. He always warned his enemies when he attacked.

    "Whaaaaatchaaaaoooout"
     
  10. daggers

    daggers Valued Member

    Can't believe you have that much time in your hands to locate pics to prove a joke wrong lol
     
  11. Seventh

    Seventh Super Sexy Sushi Time

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    :p:D
     
  12. Bluce Ree

    Bluce Ree Asinus asinorum.

    Bruce Lee once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Before it exploded.
     
  13. bassai

    bassai onwards and upwards ! Moderator Supporter

  14. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

  15. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

  16. Kemposhot

    Kemposhot Valued Member


    LOL This is great.
     

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