http://punisherresearch.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-09-19T17:29:00-07:00&max-results=7 1963 October 24 Von is born in Hamilton, Ohio. 1970s Von claims to have begun researching the Illuminati at this point. He got mostly D's and F's in elementary school. This is probably when he developed his need to be smarter than everyone else. 1974-1981 At some point, Von joins the Navy Sea Cadet Corps(like the boy scouts, but for the navy.) He works with the Coast Guard. His martial arts picture shows him as a pimply faced teenager, so this is probably when he took martial arts lessons in a Bujinkan affiliated dojo. He learned ninjitsu, Jeet Kun Do, Wing Chun, Kenpo, Savat, and Kung Fu . 1975- Von designs a stealth fighter plane that NASA steals from him.'' Theres a lot more about the guy here: http://punisherresearch.blogspot.com -
LOL! Looks like may of been a Steven Hayes student! http://insanitycat.livejournal.com/7851.html ''From: Em (emsplace) 02/03/2003 17:22 to: Rev.James (VonHelton) 323 of 2309 281.323 in reply to 281.43 IS THIS WHO YOU TRAINED WITH? ................................................................ Stephen K. Hayes Stephen K. Hayes, the highest ranking non-Japanese practitioner of tokakure-ryu ninjutsu, is the acknowledged "Father of American Ninjutsu." Twenty-five years ago, the general public had never heard of ninjutsu, and whenever the word ninja was mentioned, it was like talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster. Martial arts experts tended to think of ninja as invisible assassins from feudal Japan who would steal, vandalize or kill for anyone who would pay. Stephen K. Hayes (right) introduced America to the ninja arts of ancient Japan. Rev.James (VonHelton) 02/03/2003 17:34 to: Em (emsplace) 325 of 2309 281.325 in reply to 281.323 My Grand Master. I had the honor of a few visits to the dojo where he personally instructed us on some moves. ''
And there's even a spoof news story about him: 20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i33581
So basically we can take it that he knows bugger all about "Ninjutsu" and probably most other things MA related. Heck, going on his posts here, his Punisher knowledge is pretty poor too.
he he he [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcHQUZ2c-U&feature=related"]YouTube - I challenge you Von Helton...[/ame]
Seems to fullfill numerous criteria for being a bit 'special' But Don't worry Mr Winchester, I dont thing he's really supernatural, However the most important thing is http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6wT2sFxycw/Stc-0ofn_gI/AAAAAAAAACs/YFxA_U3Y1lU/s1600-h/I+AM+A+NINJA.jpg
oww I don't know I reckon he might turn up with these guys....seems to fit the bill...not looking forward to baby sitting that lot again. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBuAXeWjh04"]YouTube - Ghostfacers Title[/ame]
You know Ive never watched your show, but ghostfacers has made me wanna watch it! How post modern is this thread!
Show...? What you on about? I've just got this set of stalkers with a camera that I can't seem to shake.
wow, dean winchester is a reality TV star, next thing you know you'll be dating jordan and wearing womens clothes. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/crossdresser-alex-reid-blackmailed_1118315
No no my ambition in life is to be the only guy NOT to have dated her. I like to set myself easy goals.......
I hearby challenge you Von helton! Both on the physical and the metaphisical realms! And I will give you a fair go by not dematerialising or yoosing majik! Balls in your domain Ven holston!
If you ever wanted to stage an intervention for DJDreammaker and needed a Ghost of Christmas Future-style vision, here it is.
Dean, is that you in the video? And does this mean that the guy who started the recently- closed thread was not trying to cause trouble, but was serious? Even for ninja wanna-bes on the internet, that is weird.
